me when im online
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boo (source)
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this horrible woman keeps saying my headphone battery at ten percent charge soon in my ear but i never see her when i turn around
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commenting "ugh more ai bullshit" under my cousins facebook post of his newborn infant
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Well now I鈥檓 tired of seeing people complain about the word demure. You鈥檙e the one with the tik tok you put yourself there let鈥檚 try to take responsibility for our actions
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when i get to heaven i'm applying to be the guy who puts all the white spots on deer
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i鈥檓 normal about everything ever
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two things
buenos dias
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wait wtf is cream soda
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this is actually crazy
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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
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Born 2 be wiiiildd..
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type of shit im on
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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts
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video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."
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the fact there was big absurdly rich couple everyone either praised or hated and their names were elon musk and grimes is literally something out of a cartoon. the rich couple mr Nasty and ms Disgusting who everyone hates
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