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01-14-2019

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Me playing d&d: “Listen, I know you struggle with this, but the DM wants us to make a perception roll. Do you think we can handle it? Do we think we can maybe, just maybe, roll at least above a 10? For me? Please?”

My d&d character, spitting in my face: “Fuck you. I have never perceived anything in my life and I’m sure as hell not going to start now. Now I will roll a 7.”

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quagsire is sending you hugs!

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the only valid d&d experience

dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco

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Fall is in full force... decor wise. Now the weather needs to get with the program! . . . #disneyworld #waltdisneyworld #mainstreet #magickingdom #fall #autumn #disneygram #instadisney #disneyday #disneyland https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnq3ju_gYIM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=69tg21wcygq4

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dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

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Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

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Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

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water friends

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She looks like she has maracas!! 😍

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Here we go ! 

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pink shiny pokemon ★☆

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How many Tumblcoins do I need to get this whole hellsite deleted.