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after he spyware on my dialogue about d cuisine
he teaching me how to be a wumin
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So We'll Go No More a Roving by Lord Byron
So, we'll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.
For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.
Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we'll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon
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i’m wasting my days as i’ve wasted my nights and i’ve wasted my youth you’re waiting for something you’ve waited in vain because there’s nothing for you
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Yo maxxyy! Lay me down some thickus dickus beatzzz!
Uh, yeah, oh yeah. Uh, yeah, oh oh
Gimme the mic so my ass can drop some rhymes
The po-po can't incarcerate me for my crimes
Their shit stink and their faces sour like they sucking limes
But my homies keep the Fifth like fucking mimes
When I rap this good even mimes wanna fuck
Gimme soixante-neuf in the cab of my truck
Ride it like a rodeo I make their hips buck
If they have spouses you know those bitches is cucked
But the cuckoldry is consensual
Consent is indispensable
To cross that line is indefensible
You gotta be respectful when you're getting sensual
To your senses, my rap is a movable feast
Bitches try to understand but they don't know the least
Of what it takes or how to be such a fucking beast
My shit infectious; get in your pussy like yeast
That's quite enough of sex and violence
If you miss me: play it on two tiny violin-s
Your shit is worse than the mere sound of si-o-lence
My shit is dingus bangus titty shlorpi g fucknuts glomping ass ass ass ass ass ass-
-Suckyfuckydiplickticktips ass ass ass smashingcrashingbrashing fingersinhisassing-
-Academy-Award-winning like Mark Rylance!
Word!
hey kid, let me learn you a lesson
youve got some pluck but ya dont know who you're testin
if you challenge me, i'll do you a solid
i wont fuck your shit like my terrible maw did
when an intruder! came into my lair last night
and i gnashed and gnawed and sawed him up right
no no, i won't harm you that way
you're a good guy so you're here to stay
see i know you dont mean it, i recognize your good intentions
so instead of destruction i'll meet your challenge with attention:
whats up anon, how does it go?
hows been your day watch any good shows?
how about dicks, give any a blow?
which of course would a good thing — but i think you know
as for me ive just been chillin
got a big shrimp which i've been grilling
it's a little exciting but i admit it's not thrillin
he came from the sea and i met him on a beach
and when i said hi he said he'd been impeached
he was the president, of shrimp land country
which he ruled with his friend the monkey
but whoa! then the monkey betrayed him
took over the palace became a dictator like kim
so the shrimp he left, went on a long voyage
escaped to many lands until he met ya boy, —skridge—
sorry i just developed a speech impediment
i randomly say —skridge— when something else is meant
anyway, hey hey, what was i about to say?
oh right, the shrimp, well he met a well-known gay
and he said hey ive got one last wish
can you grill me up right and send me on a platter to the fish
who helped the monkey overthrow my regime
make him eat his own buddy make him fight his own team
and i said FUCK why thats really dark
but if its really what you want then i;ll do it on a lark
and so i did, and im sending him off
to evil monkey's palace with a FUCKIN scoff
fuck that monkey he's a real bad dude
but ill stop rambling now i don't wanna be rude.
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Elusive guy who's like a plastic fish from the walls of one of those transparent cups. It seems like you should be able to get him but you can't and that's the point. Like an illusion. So it's a little trick.
Like an award at the fair games.
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or does he beat his meat ayyy
when two guys like the same woman they fight, what happens when one guy likes two women
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does he beat himself about it
when two guys like the same woman they fight, what happens when one guy likes two women
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(in an amatonormative environment)
when two guys like the same woman they fight, what happens when one guy likes two women
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when two guys like the same woman they fight, what happens when one guy likes two women
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