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Stand tall & look to the sun 🌻 Edit credit: @cherxy.coke on IG

Don’t forget to send your best edits to MyGachaEdits@gmail.com for a chance to be featured!

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remember when Grelle getting serious was such a huge deal back when the Campania arc was being released and now we all know that she's just like that normally

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This is off the topic that I need to mention because I find it pretty funny but the artists of the art you used in the ask literally ships fellcest just saying 💀

Also please don't use their art ever again they don't allow people to use thier art.

So ya like maken comics bout me and Boss??

I don't know what this means because I don't make comics

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Grell : William and I are having a baby.

Alan : That's gre-

Grell, slamming adoption papers on the table : It's you, sign here.

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I live my life under the basic principle that people know their minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than I do so I just take them at their word when they say they are a thing.

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More proof that it's traced.

Abt this fanart I did not steal it I found this tracing thing on Pinterest witch was very similar to my original fanart witch was very similar to @murdermuffinloki but wasn’t traced and I just traced over the tracing thingy on Pinterest witch must have been traced from murdermuffinloki’s fanart

Now stop saying I traced it

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their relationship is criminally underrated

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Actually there is in between which is technically all of the above.They will cry about how much they love math while they solve it.

Sascha would either cry over maths problems or they would find them pretty easy. There is no in-between for that.

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Georgenotfound? More like Amandaneverfound

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

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I think it’s very telling how much fanboys loved Harley Quinn when she was a ‘fun, quirky psycho’ and thought of her as one of the sexiest female comic characters while she was stuck in a toxic relationship where she was abused constantly but still loved and defended her abuser, but now that she’s away from the Joker and no longer loves him, and is making important relationships with other women, she’s been ‘ruined’.

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panic at the disco makes music for people who think bi and pan mean different things

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YOU hates terfs

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one of those “what would the guys of black butler do for a date” posts, but it’s realistically horrible cause they’re all awful people

i’m excluding all characters who are under 18 for obvious reasons

sebastian: takes you on a nice normal date and you end up going back to his place and hooking up. it’s great and you feel like you have a real connection, but when you’re done he asks you what you’re still doing there. he doesn’t even call you a cab.

undertaker: chloroforms you and takes you back to the morgue to run various experiments on you and probably turn you into a zombie. 

william t. speares: takes you to a lecture about the stock market and then forgets about you and leaves while you’re in the bathroom. your coat was in his car and you have to stand outside in the freezing rain while you wait for a taxi because he won’t answer your calls. 

ronald knox: takes you back to his apartment where he spends five hours shotgunning bud lights and playing call of duty then asks if you want to go to his buddy’s party which ends up just being five 24 year old guys drinking ipas and quoting the office at each other. they start watching rick and morty. you’re trapped in your own personal hell. a week later he hooks up with your friend.

edgar redmond: takes you to a super fancy restaurant where every portion is tiny and overpriced and the food isn’t even good. he flirts with the waitress. you’ve never been more uncomfortable in your entire life. 

lawrence bluewer: this would never happen because he’s an incel who’s afraid of women, but if it did: takes you to a library and calls every book you pick up trash. when you tell him he’s being a jerk he calls you intellectually inferior. afterwards he texts you an angry rant about how you’re a 4 without makeup and clearly only want to date assholes. you post it on twitter and it goes viral so at least you got some internet clout out of it.

herman greenhill: suggests that you go on a hike which you think sounds fun, but when you get there you find out it’s brutal 12 mile trek that’s somehow uphill both ways. you almost die of dehydration and have to spend the night in the hospital. 

gregory violet: takes you to a creepy old graveyard and asks if he can draw you, but when you ask to see the picture it’s incredibly macabre and you have to pretend not to be freaked out. he tells you he sees dead people. when you get home you find out that he blocked you on everything and to this day you still don’t know why, but it’s a good story.

charles grey: shows up in a mcLaren gt wearing ysl head to toe, but takes you to applebee’s and makes you split the bill 50/50 even though he ordered way more than you. after that you go to a bar and he spends half the time doing coke in the bathroom then starts a fight that gets both of you 86ed.  

charles phipps: comes over to your place, but as soon as he sees your room he pulls out a copy of the life-changing magic of tidying up and starts pointing out things that you should get rid of and telling you about how minimalism is the only way to live a truly fulfilling life. his chicken pecks your hand unprovoked and he gets mad at you because your disorganized energy upset it. 

snake: you spend the entire date trying to figure out which of his snakes you’re on a date with. you try to ask him and he starts crying. it’s not terrible, but you leave very confused. 

bard: takes you to a field to shoot off illegal fireworks. you accidentally start a forest fire and get arrested, but he takes the fall for you which was actually pretty sweet. 

lau: spends seven hours smoking weed and watching shows in chinese without subtitles which would be fine if you spoke chinese, but you don’t and then he asks if you’re into threesomes. when you get home you look him up and the first result is his mugshot. 

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It is the best possible timeline but I kinda hated Loki in that episode.He's basically a frat boy.

ok nobody’s going to talk about the fact that the ‘Thor was an only child’ What If episode was the best possible timeline