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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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He's never happy

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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I am in the market for an ugly new mouse to replace my 20 dollar backup that I have been using for way too long

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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

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Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

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my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

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"split into pairs" and shenanigans happen

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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon