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while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

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The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

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what d&d spell do you wish you could use in real life and why is it prestidigitation?

No. No, listen. Listen to me. Shut up about 'fireball'. If you're really that interested in arson, download the anarchists cookbook, coward. And shut up about teleportation, none of us asocial inside kids is prepared to deal with the consequences of a mishap, which will DEF happen if you use it frequently.

You know what has no chance of mishap and all chances of convenience? Prestidigi-fucking-tation.

Do you hate doing dishes? Poof. Every dish in a 5 foot cube is now clean. Even if you hardlined the rules as only applying to individual objects, less than 6 seconds to clean your curry tupper ware without getting those weird stains on it is worth it. never have to run a dish washer, never be without your favourite mug. And that's just dishes.

Hate laundry? Boom. You can just clean your clothes immediately after taking them off at night. Hate putting on your fitted sheet? Boom. Don't even take it off the bed. Your sink? Bathtub? Toilet? all of these things can be cleaned instantly and without needing any electricity and water guzzling machines. You can even do it on the go- stained your shirt? No you didn't. Sweat through your shirt? No the fuck you didn't. When you have prestidigitation, you are perpetually impeccable.

But wait, there's more! Prestidigitation doesn't just clean! Did your tea go cold? Boom, heat it up. Forget to put your wine in the fridge? Boom, now it's cold. Do you hate how water tastes? Boom- now it tastes like whatever you like. You will never again be forced to suffer a taste you don't enjoy with this one neat trick, because prestidigitation is technically like 5 tricks rolled into one convenient spell that is both practical and flashy.

Light candles with a snap of your fingers for dramatic effect! Conjure scissors from thin air! Create ominous whispers to follow you as you walk past your enemies! Leave a message on the wall that looks like dripping blood to remind your spouse to give the dog it's pills! Make an illusion of what haircut you want at the salon! and do all of that as many times as you want because we are cooking with cantrips baybe! You can even have multiple effects running simultaneously! The possibilities are as endless as the time, money, and frustration it will save you!

No other spell will give you more bang for your buck than prestidigitation. It is The spell, and every day it continues to be not real is a day I weep. I want this. YOU want this.

Presti

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I don't understand why I have this belief but Natalie Dormer and Owen Wilson are m/f options of the same avatar on a video game character creation page

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Current mood

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This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

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do you know how long aloy could have been macking on petra you fucking fools

HEY WHAT THE FUC K ALOY KISSES SOMEBODY IN THE NEW CAMPAIGN? WHAT? NO

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god. i am Conflicted. i. maybe this character will do it for me? i just dont know enough but like. in the dlc? really? in the game where aloy learns about how elisabet was so romantically and platonically closed off from everyone she knew, and aloy has this very specific arc of overcoming that in her personal life with her friends. where you could have just also addressed this thing that would have fit so well there? and that you didnt made me think that maybe aloy wouldnt have romance in her story and that made me so fucking happy because thats so fucking rare??? and ALSO THINK OF ALL THE OTHER GIRLS ALOY COULD HAVE KISSED BEFORE THIS IF WE WERE GOING TO DO IT!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY WHAT THE FUC K ALOY KISSES SOMEBODY IN THE NEW CAMPAIGN? WHAT? NO

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HEY WHAT THE FUC K ALOY KISSES SOMEBODY IN THE NEW CAMPAIGN? WHAT? NO

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Look who’s back! Quite some time’s passed, but Jessie and Arbok are finally reunited~

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Tumblr in 2012:

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Flapjack makes a new friend! Well, almost.

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