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The Millennium Dick
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Casual RP account for Abridged Yami Marik, goes by Melvin. (Why? Nobody knows, it isn't funny.) Mun is 18+, this blog may have NSFW images and the like. CAUTION: Melvin may actually hurt your muse if provoked. Please let me know if you have issues or triggers!
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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The depths of Malik’s darkness of heart is really rather impressive because not only did he create an entirely separate personality, he created one that wants to kill him and considers him useless and weak. That’s kind of really disturbing if you think about it, that a part of yourself that you didn’t even realize existed for years wants you and everyone else dead just for kicks.
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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His eyes widened in surprise. “What?” he demanded. All this time... he’d just thought.... she was the muffin lady. “What CAN you trust, these days?” he mumbled, arms crossed. He glared at her as though she had betrayed him somehow. “I want chocolate. NO! Poppyseed. Give me poppyseed.”
@randommuffinlover
“I want muffins. Hey, I want muffins. WhERe aRE my MuFFinS, MUfFin LaDY?”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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Melvin grinned with delight, catching Bakura's body more tightly, and throwing him higher with each toss. "Enjoy the moment, Florence," he cackled. "Don't you trust me?"
"I CAN LIFT YOU. I CAN LIFT YOU NINE TIMES!"
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“Well good for you. And?”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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@randommuffinlover
"I want muffins. Hey, I want muffins. WhERe aRE my MuFFinS, MUfFin LaDY?"
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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"YOU LIKE IT," Melvin bellowed, and started throwing Florence up in the air, and then catching him.
"I CAN LIFT YOU. I CAN LIFT YOU NINE TIMES!"
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“Well good for you. And?”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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Cackling like an insane person, he grabbed Bakura by his neck with one hand, and hip by the other. He then hoisted him into the air and begin lifting him.
"I CAN LIFT YOU. I CAN LIFT YOU NINE TIMES!"
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“Well good for you. And?”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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"Who wants a hug?"
//like If you want this asshole to hope in your ask box
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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*comes back to find his dog is missing*
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"Ohhhhh Bakuuuuura? Where are youuuuu?"
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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“… Does this look alright?”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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Nah man, I'd poo-poo that idea.
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“Thanks for volunteering to be my first victim. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN THE SHADOW REALM, FUCKER!”
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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misfortuneofthecorrupt:
“Nothing! Hhhe’s a worm.” Misfortune huffed and made a beeline for the bathroom. “Don’t come in.” Was his only warning before he slammed the door shut and locked it with the piddly little bathroom lock.
It was an unfamiliar bathroom but a bathroom was a bathroom. He began running the shower immediately and scuttled around looking for the shampoo, soap and a cloth. All of them turned out to be in the shower so it was a waste. But it had been enough time for him to calm down, breath, and start pulling his clothes off. Having his clothes off made him feel sick and he  refused to look at the mirror. 
In fact, he turned sharply and smashed it. How dare the mirror be there looking at him.
The sound of glass shattering made Melvin look up, and he sighed in frustration. Well, serves him right, bringing a wild animal into the house. Bakura was not going to be pleased...
He stood, marching down the hall, and leaned against the wall opposite the bathroom door. “You have ten seconds to tell me what you broke or I’m kicking the door in,” he called.
"Khhhe! I need to use one. Do you hhave one or not? You owe me, beetle."
“Fuck if I know, I just use Bakura’s. Here, follow me,” he shrugged, and started walking to @florence-midknight ’s house.
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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"......I'm gonna kill em anyway."
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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He nodded, deciding that was fair. A smirk twisted the good side of mouth. "Want me to kill those fuckers? It'd do em some good."
He may be into violence, but scat fetishes were on his strict NO list. Gross.
@millenniumdick You missed the ‘without touching me’ part.
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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Melvin blinked, his face dead pan. "Toys and shit," he monotoned. "As in, toys and other THINGS like that. What the hell is wrong with you? Who THINKS that way?"
@millenniumdick You missed the ‘without touching me’ part.
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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"Like at all? I thought you just meant with his hands." He frowned, then lit up again when an idea hit him. "Oh well, if you don't need the pleasure, just use toys and shit on him while He's chained up. Stick a vibrator up his ass and watch."
@millenniumdick You missed the ‘without touching me’ part.
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millenniumdick-blog · 7 years ago
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"Who, Florence?" Melvin blinked, kicking the door open when they got to the apartment, and somehow managing not to send it flying off it's hinges. Wow, a first. "Why, what'd you do?" Melvin laughed, flopping onto Bakura's couch and pointing down the hall. "Bathroom's down there. Don't break anything, or I'll have to break something of yours." He grinned, eyes flashing with a smug but dangerous look.
"Khhhe! I need to use one. Do you hhave one or not? You owe me, beetle."
“Fuck if I know, I just use Bakura’s. Here, follow me,” he shrugged, and started walking to @florence-midknight ’s house.
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