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*a malicious piece of salmon appears in the fridge*

This salmon here... why does it smell like it has malicious intent?

That doesn't make any sense, does it... Is this prison finally getting to me?

24/20/01 Milgram Smart Fridge

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Did you know that the name Milgram came from the Yiddish word for 'pomegranate'? me neither, i just found out :D

Wow really?? That's interesting! Haha I'll totally be sharing this with guard-kun the next time I get a chance to talk to them

24/13/01 Milgram Smart Fridge

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oh! hi haruka :) an axolotl is a type of salamander, which is sort of like a lizard that lives in water, if you don't know what salamanders are

helllo. oh thank you for teaching me t hat. sorry...

24/13/01 Milgram Smart Fridge

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What if I told you Jackalope could speak?

yyou mean this Jackalope? does he speak? but he's an animal. right? ooh wait i think mUU-SAN SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. A SORRY I THINK I DID SOMETHING WRNG. THE LETTERS ARENT SMALL ANYTMORE... SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DIDD.

24/13/01 Milgram Smart Fridge

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ever turned on a blender when theres a live axolotl swimming inside?

... what is a n "axolotl"?

24/13/01 Milgram Smart Fridge

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ok but WOULD you vote mikoto innocent?

"He seems like a real nice kid, maybe. But I'd want to know more about him before doing anything serious like that."

thats what the old man says. its real annoying watching him struggle with using this damn thing so i'm trying to teach him for my own fucking sanity ok??

i probably wouldnt vote that guy innocent. he seems real fucking sus. also hes just fucking annoying as hell and tries way too hard to be friendly and shit. shit just doesnt add up with him. if hes lying about not having murdered anyone he obviously hasnt learned his lesson yet which is unforgivable

24/01/09 Milgram Smart Fridge

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stupid smart fridge with ass wifi. Can’t even vote Mikoto innocent😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🐺🐺🐺

... I clicked on this but I don't know how to even respond so I was going to leave it for someone else. But I don't know how to get back without replying... Please forgive this old man... I'm still trying to get use to this fridge.

24/01/08 Milgram Smart Fridge

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(A few more boxes of Madoka Magica-branded ramen spawn into the smart fridge… why someone is putting a bunch of Madoka Magica-branded ramen in the smart fridge is beyond your understanding.)

Hm... I saw these yesterday too... WEll kids these days have a real interesting taste in food now don't they?

24/01/08 Milgram Smart Fridge

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просто интересно как проходят дни в тюрьме. тяжело наверное...

Это не твоё дело. Я не знаю тебя.

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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как жизнь котоко

... Зачем ты спрашиваешь?

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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��ривет

привет.

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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Ohayo Gozaimasu~!

おはよう～！

いろいろな居所から大勢の人がいるようだね！

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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Hm… this fridge is lacking anything good… ✨ well, I’ll fix that~ ✨

*A few boxes of Madoka Magica-branded ramen spawn into the smart fridge.*

(Image reference for Madoka Magica branded ramen: https://i.imgur.com/mZeEEvg.jpeg )

- Magical Shoujo anon

Ehhh where did these come from? They weren't here a second ago? Maybe I just wasn't paying attention?

I wonder who requested these... Wouldn't it be funny if Fuuta did lol? He seems like a bit of a nerd like that! But he also probably wouldn't go requesting something like this even if he wanted it. He's kinda fragile like that right?

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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こんばんは!

名無しさんこんばんは～！

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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*all the items in the fridge are suddenly rearranged. Not messy, everything is just in a different area in the fridge then before.*

Huh did warden-san do this? Ohh or maybe one of us is a bit of a neat freak~? Mehh not like it's an exciting enough thing to be any of my business I guess!

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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Do you feel sorry?

... for what? Eh if I have no idea what youre talking about probably not then huh lol

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge

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would you like green apples or red apples ;))))

This is very ominous! Anywayss red please!

24/01/07 Milgram Smart Fridge