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cats are small and you can pick them up

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one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

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The fact 100% of the members of Green Day are bi is so funny to me because they've been a band since high school and that has to be the most perfect representation of the classic case of one person in a group coming out as queer and then everyone else comes out and you realise you were all queer all along

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peak fucking animal character design is just a vaguely animal shaped thing with 2 round eyes. no need to make it complicated. that's it right there.

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Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

phew

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Hamburger savior

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Collateral damage

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