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My partner: says they like me sending them messages they can read in the morning
Me: sends them 32 messages explaining the Pokémon Sleep meta in the dead of night
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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?
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hawkins' description of jonathan reads like a pet bio on a shelter website
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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
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D&D NPC: Was a ruthless vampire hunter with over 100 documented kills
Me: he’s just a little baby. A friend. Soft, he needs to be protected
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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I made my own Victor Frankenstein design because it bothers me how many ppl think he’s some old crazy mad scientist!! No he’s a weird college student who probably likes men
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What if there is an alternative universe where Quincey Morris becomes the famous vampire hunter instead of Van Helsing. And there everyone associates cowboys with vampire hunting. Werewolves are no longer viewed as vampire rivals, cowboys taking their place
#shitpost#vampire#vampires#vampire shitpost#meme#memes#quincey morris#van helsing#Dracula#gothic literature#literature
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Every time I picture Lord Byron I think of Gaston, and this feels right
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reading Dracula has permanently altered my brain. i can never see count dracula as a generic character anymore. he isn't an ooky spooky horror monster he's the old bitch that imprisoned my boy johnny in his shitass castle and killed my beloved lucy and quincey. abraham van helsing isn't synonymous with badass monster hunters he's a 50-year-old dutch doctor who talks funny. i see things and think oh wow this is just like my favorite characters from my book that was written 126 years ago.
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Today I have a cute strawberry pillow for you all 🍓 Dimensions: 30 x 27 cm Price: 18$/18EUR + sq
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Since y'all mad scientists like the other mad science userbox so much.
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It looks incredibly queer, 10/10 I need it in my life
finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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From project to finished produkt! 😌 NEW! Fandom Box! 🐱 It contains a plushie, keychain and stickers 🐶 Price: 30$ / 30EUR I can make a personalised box for you or your friend! 💙
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So when trans people take chemicals that radically change their body in order to live happier and freer lives it’s fine. but when I, Henry Jekyll—
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