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jude and cardan are daddy issues but on opposite ends of the spectrum, no i will not elaborate

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some fae local: wow eldred is soooo lucky,, can you believe he has SIX children?? what a big happy family

the greenbriar kids: *slowly poisoning eldred to force him to abdicate* *frames their 5 year old brother for murder so he can never be a political competitor* *prophesied to be the destruction of the crown and ruination of the throne* *sleeping with eldred’s lovers do you think any of them ever slept with each others’ moms?? * *a somewhat functional? alcoholic since middle school* *eldest two brothers have separate plots to murder eldred* *one bro accidentally knocks up eldred’s gf* *then has one of his spies murder eldred’s pregnant gf bc of a prophecy that says if he ever had kids he can never be king* *murders eldred and 4/5 of their siblings and one of their siblings’ moms at a PUBLIC PARTY* *all this is only the three brothers the sisters are mostly just vibing*

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[during their first year at Dellecher]

Meredith: Hey, James, what's your number?

James (visibly texting): I don't have a phone.

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I understand that right after finishing iwwv one might be distraught but to laugh again you only need to do one thing, really. And that's imagining Meredith's face when she comes back and she finds out Oliver's left her a note that i'm sure goes more or less like "Gotta go got message through Shakespeare James maybe alive sorry bye"

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For those who read both

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I feel sorry for the future players who'll have to deal with these two

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arisu being gaslit gatekept girlbossed while literally everybody he knows is bleeding out on the floor for half a day

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Currently watching Wednesday.

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YES i want to look hot. NO i don’t want anyone to be attracted to me ever. shocked and appalled that these two things cannot coexist

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Aemond trying to explain what happened at Storms End

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MY POOR BOY LUCERYS 😭😭😭

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One of us...!

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Thank you Alice oseman for letting me have unrealistic expectations in platonic relationships in addition to romantic relationships.

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[Image Description: A hammerhead shark with an aromantic allosexual pride flag says “Aromantic allosexuals are cool!” A fish which is supposed to be a remora is next to it and says “Yeah!”]

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stop telling biracial people we don’t look ___, or we don’t seem _____ enough. believe it or not, we know! those are frequently some of our biggest insecurities. we will never feel like we truly fit in on either end of our heritage; please don’t point that out. 

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Reblog if you still like Gwuncan in 2022

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Team Amazon as K-Pop Positions ✨