mikobot

[mikobot]

«Wait- are you serious?! That's- you have actual mines full of energon?! That's- that is SO COOL!»

intravenous-bot detected the signal

[mikobot]

I, yet another Miko, am confused. What spongy membrane? What does it do?

Really? Whoa.

Can I get a human to help me confirm this?

[mikobot]

optimuss-primee has detected the signal

[signal detected: optimuss-primee] 

[send message...y/n?] 

«B-boss Bot?»

[mikobot]

...Momo?

it’s impossible to be sad if you replace all the vowels in your fav character’s name with o’s

[mikobot]

«A space bridge?! You guys have a space bridge?! Where’d you get enough energon to power that?»

Iyvee chuckled nervously. «W-Well, thats sort of the issue…we’ve built it, but we cant get a hold of enough energon to power it that far…»

«Why’d you build it then?»

«Oh, it still works on-world, but it cant go very far outside of this planet’s atmosphere.» The femme sighed. «We keep finding more, but we can never keep enough at one time to fuel it for further travel.»

«That's...that's really cool. Kinda wish they'd thought of that back when we were on Cybertron- wait. You just keep on finding energon? Just, like. Lying around?!» 

intravenous-bot detected the signal

[mikobot]

«Why'd you build it then?»

intravenous-bot detected the signal

[mikobot]

«You....you...I bow down to you, oh Mighty one. May you deem me worthy enough to share some of your wisdom.» 

The thing is, she was only half joking. Her hero-worship of you might have gone up a few pegs, Miko. Which begs the question- does it count as narcissism if you worship an alternate universe version of yourself? 

«Yo Big- anything interesting going on at your end? Because I am soooo bored.»

:=Nah, not much sadly.  Technically I’m not even supposed to be online, apparently ordering takeout and trying to get them to deliver to the badly-kept-secret military base is a bad idea.=:

[mikobot]

Iyvee liked this bot. «Its going great! Are you here on earth? Or is your ship orbiting nearby?»

Miko like lyvee to. She seemed honestly nice. «Earth? I wish. Got a bit…lost…recently, but I’m finally about to get picked up again. Why are you on Earth? Is there a garrison down there or something?»

That would be awesome. Maybe if there was she could get her (and Jackpot and Breaker) transferred… 

«You mean you didnt know? There are a few different bases here. I’d bridge you here, but our bridge has been experiencing some issues lately. Wouldnt want you to get stuck in the shadow zone!»

«A space bridge?! You guys have a space bridge?! Where'd you get enough energon to power that?»

intravenous-bot detected the signal

[mikobot]

Don’t mind her- she’s just laughing her aft off. «D-dude- thats- oh, man. Lemme look that up real quick..»

Five minutes later, she was laughing even harder. Humans, she thought, were hilarious. 

Big will gladly laugh along, only barely keeping her soda from tipping over when she hits the desk.  :=The best part, though?  It’s not the fact that it’s the worst kept secret in the western world, it’s not that the takeout guy already knew the address…=:

Pause for effect, Big, pause for effect…

:=It’s that all this secrecy and the entire base was built around the crash site of a jettisoned waste disposal unit from a Cybertronian civilian cruise vessel.  They’re trying to hide an alien toilet.=:

From Chibi's end of the line, there was only silence. The sheer magnitude of how utterly hilarious that was had managed to stun Miko, of all 'bots, into keeping her mouth shut. 

It didn't last long.

«BWAHAHAHA- THEY- I CAN'T- BWAHAHAHA!» It took a while, but she finally managed to somewhat calm herself down. «Did you tell them?!?!»

«Yo Big- anything interesting going on at your end? Because I am soooo bored.»

:=Nah, not much sadly.  Technically I’m not even supposed to be online, apparently ordering takeout and trying to get them to deliver to the badly-kept-secret military base is a bad idea.=:

[mikobot]

antiautobotagenda detected the signal

[signal detected: antiautobotagenda] 

[send message...y/n?] 

«YOU! YOU'RE BUCKET HEAD!»

[mikobot]

[text] ...I beat the Primes score?

[text]OH FUCK OH FUCK[/text]

[text]  I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY IT WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND THE SOUND UP.

[text]  So, how many pages did you find before you got caught?

[mikobot]

Miko like lyvee to. She seemed honestly nice. «Earth? I wish. Got a bit...lost...recently, but I'm finally about to get picked up again. Why are you on Earth? Is there a garrison down there or something?»

That would be awesome. Maybe if there was she could get her (and Jackpot and Breaker) transferred... 

intravenous-bot detected the signal

«This is Autobot Miko talkin’- Autobot or Decepticreep?»

[mikobot]

[text] I DIDN’T THINK YOU WERE SERIOUS

[text]…..three

[text]OH FUCK OH FUCK[/text]

[text]  I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY IT WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND THE SOUND UP.

[text]  So, how many pages did you find before you got caught?

[mikobot]

Don't mind her- she's just laughing her aft off. «D-dude- thats- oh, man. Lemme look that up real quick..»

Five minutes later, she was laughing even harder. Humans, she thought, were hilarious. 

«Yo Big- anything interesting going on at your end? Because I am soooo bored.»

:=Nah, not much sadly.  Technically I’m not even supposed to be online, apparently ordering takeout and trying to get them to deliver to the badly-kept-secret military base is a bad idea.=:

[mikobot]

«Autobots for life, right! Soo...How's it doing, medi-bot?» She asked, playfully. 

intravenous-bot detected the signal

«This is Autobot Miko talkin’- Autobot or Decepticreep?»

[mikobot]

«When you say 'badly-kept-secret military base', how bad are we talking here?»

«Yo Big- anything interesting going on at your end? Because I am soooo bored.»

:=Nah, not much sadly.  Technically I’m not even supposed to be online, apparently ordering takeout and trying to get them to deliver to the badly-kept-secret military base is a bad idea.=:

[mikobot]

ihavehiminmycrosshairs detected the signal

«Autobot Miko talkin'- Autobot or Decepticreep?»