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The way people feel about cave diving accidents due to this new tiktok trend summarizes how I feel about the vast majority of war veterans weirdly well

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She is also the only person to ever look attractive with a mullet

Sophie Thatcher’s face card needs to be studied for several reasons. Everytime I see her doing interviews for The Companion my heart does a casual somersault in my chest

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Sophie Thatcher’s face card needs to be studied for several reasons. Everytime I see her doing interviews for The Companion my heart does a casual somersault in my chest

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What’s your mbti?

INTJ! Or at least that’s what the cognitive function-based tests say (16personalities is trash!). I don’t know, I feel like I struggle with consistency too much for it to be right, but on the other hand I find these functions the most fitting, especially Ni and Te as 1st and 2nd

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If you’re an american woman who is irritated by american men as is, be grateful you will never witness what the confidence boost from being the only native english speaker in the room does to them.

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Europeans love camp. I don’t think most are aware that what they are witnessing is camp but it’s just in our DNA to enjoy it

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why did he cuss you out boo

It’s lyrics from this song😭. This guy almost won Eurovision (got kicked out for a reason that made him even more sympathetic) so the entirety of Europe was in love with him for 6 months

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Yeah, so, man, I was in, eh, Berlin, at the späti and this German dude, he want to fight me😔 he call me names🥲, he say all this German stuff🧐 but I don't know, he said something like😕, ehhhhhhDU BIST EIN SCHWEINHUND

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“Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.”

— Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine

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Tbh they should bring the paid passes back, but add two zeros. Has it become radical to say that a city’s primary purpose should be housing people, and not being an adult playground? Streets were already packed yesterday so I’m really worried there’s gonna be stampedes, given italian authorities’ notorious crowd management skills

I feel really bad for people from Venice :( I wish we focused less on persecuting refugees seeking a better life and more on getting these damn tourists out of this country

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I feel really bad for people from Venice :( I wish we focused less on persecuting refugees seeking a better life and more on getting these damn tourists out of this country

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Now you have 2 boyfriends and better hair than me :(

You need to get your concubines up fr

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I don’t think I’m a lesbian anymore though. I think my sexual attraction for men will eventually come back once I have the ovaries to work through… what I’ve been through, lol

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How do you get men to spoil you?

Hard to answer because it comes somewhat natural, my dad spoiled ts out of me and it’s very evident😭. The vibes are everything I think. I am in a very lucky position where showing up as myself is genuinely the most successful way I’ve found to get spoiled - I’m grateful, cutesy, and have a very “take it or leave it” mentality. If I want something specific I believe there is absolutely nothing wrong in asking as long as I do it sweetly. A dutch man once told me he could tell I don’t split bills lmao, which was very flattering considering the source.

I actually fucked myself over by following somebody else’s dating advice once (from one of those sheraseven obsessed blogs, lesson learned): I made a guy who seemed to like spoiling me feel used by refusing to lift a finger for him even when it would have felt natural to do so (hey, I was trying shit out), and he became guarded and petty

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Why would a man be with you if you don’t even like him lmao

He was a fairly pleasant person, I don’t dislike him. I’m sure his next girl will be very happy with him, most straight women would be. I’m really struggling mentally and long distance made everything extra exhausting unfortunately.

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I thought you’re lesbian???

I haven’t felt sexual attraction towards a man in years yes lol

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Chihuahuas 🤝 Cats

Being treated horribly and given no respect or personal space then generally labeled as bad or aggressive animals