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My rhinoplasty from 3 years ago is starting to give me issues, I might have to go under the knife again

I'm so scared that this next operation will leave me botched bc the first one already got rid of so much cartilage. I want my ideal results, and I want to be able to play contact sports after, and I want to never have to get ts done again after this revision :(

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Just witnessed a dating guru qualify herself by saying she "went to school for biology"

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You are a really talented writer. You're SO good at expressing your thoughts and I feel like I can relate to things you describe even though I haven't experienced them myself wtf

Can we please kiss on the lips. Anon if I start a podcast it's going to be your fault and your fault only

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And now I know how Joan d'Arc felt🎶

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Can somebody active in the dumb bitch community tell me when "comparing" apparently started to mean "equating" over there?

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"Situationship"

Babygirl that's your enemy with benefits

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Life feels like a constant cycle of relearning old lessons at a new depth.

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I have almost completely lost physical attraction to both sexes but it's mostly men's fault. The way they treat sex and speak about it makes me anxious and borderline nauseous

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They both survived :(

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I hope at least one of those bitches dies in the ring

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I love seeing Megan win man

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Tragic: dumbest person you know found out about about logical fallacies, memorized a couple, and will go on to commit fallacy fallacies for the rest of their lives

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Seeing elderly women losing their hair makes me so sad bro :(

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I'm David Goggins man. I'm SEAL material as fuck man. You don't know me son man

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Had the opposite thing happen, spoke to a cashier in Venice with too correct ("prissy") of a diction and he started speaking to me in english. I'm a native speaker

You know it’s bad when you start a conversation in poorly translated Italian and they don’t immediately switch to English for you…

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Not to shock the "overly obsessed with cleanliness because I feel like I as a person am inherently dirty" community but I would venture that if you pee a little while squatting 1.5x your body weight as every fiber of your being is visibly straining to get it off the floor, you should just wear a pad. While I'm not a medical professional, my associate degree in common sense allows me to venture that your pelvic floor can have nothing wrong with it and still fail under the same amount of pressure that has your entire body shaking

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Every "pelvic floor therapist" on tiktok seems so scammy and irresponsible. Not a word about the risk of vaginismus or how to *relax* your pelvic floor, content shamelessly targeted towards insecure post-partum women, crazy claims on what's normal and what's not that aren't easily disproven by their target audience because they no longer have their usual genitals