mikimotopearl
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i have three boyfriends and better hair than you
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mikimotopearl · 19 hours ago
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mikimotopearl · 3 days ago
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Ask for a dick pic, give it a thumbs down react and ghost him🙏🏻
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mikimotopearl · 6 days ago
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The thing I got a scholarship for still costs too much to justify :( like I could technically afford it but it’s thousands for a couple of days with the plane ticket not included, it would be infinitely stupid
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mikimotopearl · 8 days ago
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The problem with having a gorgeous bestie is that I can’t help spoiling her and she’s 100% going to have to check her bag when she comes back from her trip to my country with all the shit I bought her for nye
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mikimotopearl · 9 days ago
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She is so nice. I got butterflies
I need y’all to know that I DM’d [redacted] and she answered
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mikimotopearl · 9 days ago
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I need y’all to know that I DM’d [redacted] and she answered
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mikimotopearl · 12 days ago
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Has anyone genuinely heard gen z women talking shit about millennial women? I’ve never heard one of my peers say the word “cheugy”, that is not a gen z term😭. Stop making up guys to get mad at!
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mikimotopearl · 18 days ago
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I will not be silenced! Linkin Park’s new album is ass!
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mikimotopearl · 18 days ago
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Gucci is real life fucking hideous. The only people wearing it are self-proclaimed fashion people trying to signal to their peers that they get the joke and nouveau riche people trying to signal to their peers that they can afford it. Nobody wears Gucci because they like Gucci😭.
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mikimotopearl · 20 days ago
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I thought you’re Japanese for some reason 😂
I got gifted a bunch of mikimoto pearls I was in love with and made them my username lol. But no, I’m from the other country with a record-breaking decline in birthrates and a nasty past covered up by a rebrand
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mikimotopearl · 20 days ago
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do you live in Italy
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mikimotopearl · 20 days ago
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why was he mortified are you from the royal family
Just southern italian culture lol, the entirely arbitrary concepts of brutta figura and bella figura. He made a show of quoting us a lower price as a favor for the first op too, so in this case you would refer to the whole ordeal as a ✨figura di merda✨
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mikimotopearl · 20 days ago
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We need to talk about how men are genuinely so entitled that they include their loved ones in their concept of self-sacrifice
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mikimotopearl · 21 days ago
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mikimotopearl · 21 days ago
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Okay, so
The original surgeon made himself available to fix it whenever and free of charge. Apparently the issue was caused by excessive scarring on one side of my nose, and not from the actual work - which checks out because this guy’s reviews were stellar
My rhinoplasty from 3 years ago is starting to give me issues, I might have to go under the knife again
I'm so scared that this next operation will leave me botched bc the first one already got rid of so much cartilage. I want my ideal results, and I want to be able to play contact sports after, and I want to never have to get ts done again after this revision :(
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mikimotopearl · 22 days ago
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much love to miss linda nochlin because if not for her I would probably be a theoretical quantam physicist or classicist rn. but can the field please abandon overextending "dad or husband" theory for every single female artist before the 21st century.
it is too easily disproven when we can see new advances in the querelles des femmes starting in the cinquecento. major sociological changes, especially in bologna and venice and spanish naples, were changing people's minds about women and the freedoms they should've had centuries ago. even Catholic MEN leaders were getting fed up and pissed off about misogyny.
humanist men rightly felt like hypocrites for claiming human life has inherent value and then treating intellectual women like shit in academic circles.
"demons enter male blood through female gazes so women cause men to have liver cancer" wasn't going to fly as the scientific reason anymore after female rulers had come into power all over europe and there wasn't any increase in disease.
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mikimotopearl · 1 month ago
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My rhinoplasty from 3 years ago is starting to give me issues, I might have to go under the knife again
I'm so scared that this next operation will leave me botched bc the first one already got rid of so much cartilage. I want my ideal results, and I want to be able to play contact sports after, and I want to never have to get ts done again after this revision :(
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