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:(

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I have acquired an Car I will be running this blog mostly as a logbook to my activities with this car now. This. is a 2012 Skoda Fabia MK2 1.2 HTP It has about as much power as an Air Dryer. To keep up with traffic, i have to basically race it. i desperately wish i had a 6th gear, but then again my top speed is literally 100 miles an hour. I love my Fabia.

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I was casually walking by and then this magically occured i really really really do not know who is responsible for this.

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while you were fucking i was building the railway we kidnap villagers with. god i love restarting the slave trade in minecraft

@remy-roll and me torturing @mikeophone16 with our minecraft convo

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putting bets on remys death is like playing russian roulette with an empty revolver.

Whenever I play minecraft with @mikeophone16 and @maochira I die so many times, I've build a cemetery for me

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The mentally ill lesbian always wins :(

2024 gonna be my year (I won against Mike in Monopoly)

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Psst psst

Can I share your amazing essay with the Fandom the gentleman is from

да

Ьратан

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Car assignment go

i have absolutely no fucking clue in hell and back who this gentleman is. however. Based on his current facial scars i imagine that he has experienced a previous accident which would motivate him towards a "safer" vehicle, as to avoid further damage to his visage. Now one would think of maybe a ordinary volvo here, as they are often proven to be very safe and efficent automobiles. They invented the Seatbelt afterall but judging on his aggressive facial expression i wouldnt think about it. a man with such a face doesnt just "buy a volvo and drive with the speed limit", no. Such a gentleman yearns for action and speed. Such a gentlemans favorite traffic sign is this

(Autobahn no restrictions sign aka no speed limit) Such a man cannot just "follow the law" He is determined, as seen by the angle of his eyebrows and mouth, To press that speedometer needle so far clockwise, that it goes back to 0. The kind of man to state that he "forgot" he was going the speed of small aviation craft. No. I personally believe this gentleman drives a Highly modified 1997 Saab 9-5

(Please note: I have no actual clue who that character is, or what hes from, and i am also pulling most of this information out of my ass)

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you kidnapped him, he will never see his family again. Prayers go to EERP

I found this plush seal on the train so its mine now. His name is eerp

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it is very incredibly comfy.

Welcome to the comfy corner. Take a seat and be comfy

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Fairs.

Also yes

You wanna listen to me talk about Blue Lock and Ao Ashi for the entire bus ride later

You genuenly are the consequences of my actions

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You wanna listen to me talk about Blue Lock and Ao Ashi for the entire bus ride later

You genuenly are the consequences of my actions

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very well, elvis presley wanna be

I forgot what he said after this

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Eichelkäsekuchen

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die haben sich leider komplett verfahren in die falsche Ortschaft. Links, Rechts, gradeaus, die kamen da nicht mehr raus.

er wurde von der stunde geschlagen

Ich frag mich was die Richter und Henker dazu zu sagen haben

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Eckstein eckstein (muss versteckt sein) Augen auf (er kommt)

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i have no clue in hell how tumblr etiquette works but whoever reads this feel free to like put shit into the inbox thingy idk