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Update, since I still have 200+ followers:  You can unfollow this account now, I won't be using it. You can find me on Tyler and Stefan. :-)

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{ I feel like I really can't pull off Bekah, sighs. I'm probably going to be deleting her, if you want to unfollow before I do so. You can also follow my Stefan, if you'd like. }

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{I'm sorry I haven't been on here much, wow. I've lost most of my threads and my activity thing is still screwed, so I'm gonna start over. Starting with a theme change b/c reasons.}

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I'll try and catch up with everything here tomorrow:~) Like this for a starter when I wake up!

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my activity thing is all screwed up so I can't find my replies, and my Bekah muse is too lazy anyway, so I shall be lurking for now. 

also you should come plot with me b/c reasons.

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                                              It’s a ѕα∂ тяυтħ

                                  that the people closest to us

                               are the ones capable of causing

                                                 us the most

                                                「  p a i n  」

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You used to be the girl that set the world on fire;

                                 They drenched your soul in water,                                        but the flames reached higher!

                  Used to act so ｔｏｕｇｈ —                   like you could walk on a wire;

                                       Called you devil’s daughter                                              such a pretty { ʟɪᴀʀ }

                                                            [ & ] if you got a ωιℓ∂ нєαят don’t you let it die !!

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[text] Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

Send My Muse a Text: TFLN and somewhat NSFW Edition.

[text]: … Are you drunk?[text]: But, yes.. I would be quite okay with that.[text]: Very. Very okay.

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Send My Muse a Text: TFLN and somewhat NSFW Edition Part One

[text] I can’t help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

[text] I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

[text] My biography would be titled ‘Haunting Truths and Dick Jokes: A Tale of Love, Loss and Masturbation’

[text] I feel like cursing someone’s firstborn child right now. Like, I wanna Maleficent some bitch.

[text] That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling ‘Oh God’ and you said: “You’re going to need him after this.”

[text] Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

[text] Frankly, since I met you I practically live in a constant state of readiness for sex.

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.

[text] My only options right now are herpes, gay or vanilla.

[text] I may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on your little sister.

[text] Can we please take bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?

[text] You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likeable bad influence I’ve ever met.

[text] My life is a requiem composed in the key of ‘fuck’.

[text] Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

[text] If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of ‘fuck you’.

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Send me a ‡‡ if you like how I portray my muse.

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Rebekoline have a moment (“Before Sunset”, S3E21)

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                a thousand silhouettes           ( dancing ) on my CHEST                     no m a t t e r where i sleep                               Y O U A R E H A U N T I N G M E