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who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

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• Jung Hoseok lockscreens •

-Like/Reblog if u save/use-

Don’t reclaim as your own. Don’t repost/edit without permission

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© v-loved

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The reason our pets probably hate cars is because they just see this huge animal that tries to eat their human every day and also sometimes takes them to the vet.

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Denny’s New Years Resolutions

• Learn something new everyday

• Overthrow the bourgeoisie

• Find out where that music’s coming from, we don’t have speaker systems

• Get that guy out of the claw machine

• Provide transportation for tennis players looking for the Grand Slam

• Eggs

• Milk

• Cheese

• Bacon

• Meet Dua Lipa

• Marry Dua Lipa

• Grow old with Dua Lipa

• Lose weight

• But like, the weight of toxic people in our lives

• More tomfoolery

• 1080p

• Remove curse from parking lot

• Love potato more

• Stop and chew the flowers once in a while

• Stop wasting money on fake ghost dating sites

• Build real ghost dating site

• Figure out how to get ghosts jobs so they can pay for said dating site

• Maybe only the living have to pay? Since it kind of sucks to be a ghost?

• Anyway, resolve to figure this thing out at some point

• More dessert

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Idk why I'm even following you. I live in a place where there is no denny's..

denny’s lives in your heart

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Zuhair Murad spring 2018 rtw

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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Anyway Yall THIS IS TOO CUTE @nightshade-and-aconite @catsandcuddless

anyone please ask your crush out like this

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@catsandcuddless @nightshade-and-aconite <3

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tfw u still have coke around ur mouth nd only just realize @nightshade-and-aconite

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171207 Taehyung’s Tweet

📷📸

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surely, since someone buys too many anyways @nightshade-and-aconite @catsandcuddless

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the next person calling yoongi cold-hearted will meet my fist immediately

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@catsandcuddless @nightshade-and-aconite i’ll give u guys away and pay them to take yall

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I’ll fight u for a cornchip too @nightshade-and-aconite