kate; the truth is out there, and it's that i'm fuckin' lame. want to use my poetry for an edit? read this.
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it’s weird to think that i thought i would always be on tumblr. there was never a point that i thought i would get tired of it, or bored of it. or too busy for it. and now here i am, actually in a time of my life where i’m content without it. slowly but surely i’ve found myself on it less. until all i did was lurk, and then finally i kind of knew i was done when i got a new phone and didn’t even waste my time downloading the app. it’s sad, because this was somewhere that i really did find myself. i grew because of this site, met friends on here that i would have never met in real life. i found my creativity here, found shows i’ll love for the rest of my life. i got to a point in my life where i felt like i couldn’t live without being on here. i couldn’t function without the distraction of gifsets and fawning over celebrities. and sure, i still use my phone as a crutch on days that my head in a bad place, but it’s nice to know that this site really doesn’t have some weird hold on me some people thought it did. i’m glad that it helped me grow, and i’m glad i grew out of it. of course i don’t regret a single moment on here, and i’ll cherish every like, conversation, and follower.
this is the last time i’ll be on here, and i just wanted to say bye.
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schol:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
*blows dust off this post* ahh…. an ancient relic, a remnant of the old era
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Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression
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Happy 27th Birthday, Dylan O’Brien [August 26, 2018]
“I’ve removed my shirt ‘cause of the puppies. They make me warm.”
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my worries are like a silk red ribbon that i pull from my mouth. it’s a thread that never seems to stop, a magic trick i never meant to learn.
and now for my next act, watch as it wraps around my throat like a noose, and i struggle not to suffocate from it.
“magician”, k.a.
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bonus:
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i’m really never on here anymore. even though i still open the tab and i still look at the dash a bit and refresh the page....like wtf am i doing
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i was excited for the new rosanne reboot until i found out that she’s a trump supporter in real life AND makes it known on the show, it’s last man standing all over again like...................no thanks
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AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.
Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter
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[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:
Every “i” is replaced by “iii” Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it
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when i was a kid i went out to olive garden with my family, and my fave food was/is spaghetti so that’s what i got. and i finished off my bowl and my grandpa asked if i wanted a second and i said no. and whenever i get hungry i think about how if i had eaten that second bowl of spaghetti, maybe i wouldn’t be hungry. idk, i call it the spaghetti theory and i think about it almost daily.
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Behold. My new favorite reaction image.
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