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i need u to be aware that my ex-bf was so ridiculously addicted to cookie clicker that its one of the reasons i dumped his ass

this is good i love hearing i'm causing things like that

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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public service announcement

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

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Thankfully I’m in the kind of inpatient care where I’m allowed to use scissors

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They're replacing Santa claus with Laoganma Chilli Crisp this year

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@aramis-dagaz

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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sucks that "incel" is just like a generic insult now synonymous with "virgin" bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point