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Having a bad day, please respond with dumb shit people have sent you on dating apps. I’ll even go first

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Tōru Oikawa is a pillow princess

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If I found out I was in my own version of the Truman show, that’d be my last day on earth.

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WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

I really need whatever bot is sending me conservative texts to double check the voter registration and try again

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I really need whatever bot is sending me conservative texts to double check the voter registration and try again

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Whoever invented the words “vice versa” I’m kissing you on the mouth

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I’ve never understood the persona YouTubers develop for the camera until I got diagnosed with manic depression.

You mean to tell I could’ve been capitalizing on this free alter ego this whole time?

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People once again doing the Lord’s work 🫡

Alright everybody

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As a former Haikyu!! obsessed teen, I took adult me to go see the new movie and holy shit was it incredible. I have never seen these creative elements utilized in anime before (granted I’ve never seen every anime). I’m going to be dramatic and say it was some groundbreaking animation and I have never been more proud to support the show. Genuinely a beautifully done movie, and I would watch it a million times before I get bored of it. If you were on the fence about the movie, you should absolutely to see it. I can’t stop thinking about it and it’s been 12 hours.

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Each time I watch a rug cleaning video (which is apparently pretty frequently), I am left with more questions than answers. Some of which include:

What cleaning products do they use?

Where are they finding all these rugs?

What are all these people doing to result in fresh tar pit rugs?

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I woke up and decided tumblr was going to be the new home for all of my stupid thoughts I used to put on Twitter so good luck 🫡

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Ateez's Full Storyline Explained

Xikers' Full Storyline Explained - Masterlist

CIX's Full Storyline Explained - Masterlist

Everything is in chronological order so if you start at Part 1 and go from there, you should be fully caught up with the entire storyline up until now.

Side note: Japanese comebacks are not included due to them being self-contained, aside from Paradigm though that contains no plot points beyond the indication of a major shift in ideology which is already covered in the Movement album.

Don’t Stop on the other hand was left out due to the storyline being in line with that of all Ateez Universe content which is separate from Ateez’s regular main storyline.

If I overlooked or forgot something, feel free to hit me up and if you'd like to discuss theories, feel free to message me as well!

Masterlist:

Part 1: Glossary

Part 2: Inception/Diary Film

Part 3: Thanxx

Part 4: Fireworks & Fever Part 2 Diary Version

Part 5: Deja-Vu

Part 6: Eternal Sunshine

Part 7: Fever Part 3 Diary Version

Part 8: Turbulence

Part 9: The Real

Part 10: Fever Epilogue Diary Version

Part 11: Pirate King and Treasure

Part 12: Say My Name

Part 13: Hala Hala, Illusion, Wave

Part 14: Wonderland

Part 15: Answer

Part 16: Guerrilla

Part 17: Movement Diary Version: The Revolution

Part 18: Halazia

Part 19: Bouncy (K-Hot Chilli Peppers)

Part 20: Outlaw - The World Ep. 2 Diary Entries

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It’s my favorite time of the year 🤠🏳️‍🌈

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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ive spent about thirty minutes looking at your blog instead of doing homework tbh. your thoughts?

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

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you all need to fucking see this

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🌊 Types of Mermaids 🌊

please be respectful of cultural boundaries when working with mermaids from various cultures and traditions, and be mindful not to intrude.

🌊 Rusalkas - slavic in origin, disturbed spirits of the “unclean dead”, ghosts of women who died violent deaths, with a penchant for drowning young men. they live only in rivers and lakes, and are known to have green hair like aquatic plants, only appearing in the night. 

🌊 Melusina - a mermaid that walks among humans, but returns to their two-tailed form during baths and when they bathe their children. often a water spirit of a nearby lake or river. french origin. 

🌊 Siren - greek mythology. servants and companions of persephone, whom searched for her when she was abducted. they are known to sometimes have the body of a bird, and for their song, which lured sailors to their doom. cannibalism implied folklore. have the power of prophecy. 

🌊 Merrow - irish mermaid. known to have green hair and webbed fingers. particular noted love of music and their red cap, which when stolen, they will live with the thief until they find it, and then return to the water, leaving even a whole family behind. 

🌊 Ben-varrey - from the isle of man, known to bless those that are kind to them with prosperity, gifts, and even the location of treasure. 

🌊 Aicaya -  Caribbean mermaid, humans who become mermaids when they are shunned from their community and go to live in the sea. 

🌊 Amabie - japanese merpeople, with birdlike torsos and three legs and scales. they are gifted with prophecy, usually foretelling abundant harvests or epidemics 

🌊 Ningyo - “human faced fish” known to have golden scales, that brings bad weather and misfortune when caught, but when their flesh is eaten the consumer is granted youth and beauty, even agelessness. 

🌊 Finman / Finwife - magical shapeshifters that disguise themselves as sea creatures or plants to lure humans, unlike most mermaids they kidnap people from the shores to be their spouses or servants. they have a greed for jewelry and coins, particularly silver, and prefer humans over other finfolk. 

🌊 Sirena Chilota - considered the more friendly mermaids, caring for all fish life and rescuing drowned sailors to restore life to them. known for their human-like beauty and youth, according to legend they are the child of a human and a “king of seas”, tears are a powerful substance. from chilote mythology. 

🌊 Cecealia - sometimes known as “sea witches”, they are half human and half octopus. origins in native american and japanese mythology. 

🌊 Sirena / Siyokoy - the philippine version of mermaid and merman respectively. also called “magindara”, they are known to protect the waters from raiders, and protect the boy moon from sea monsters. Siyokoys can sometimes have legs however, covered with scales and webbed feet

🌊 Sea Mither - scottish/orcadian mythology, a spirit that personifies the sea during spring and summer, battles along scottish isles using storms to bring the summer about. a mother figure to all aquatic life. 

🌊 Ceasg - a fresh-water mermaid, specifically half-salmon, said to grant three wishes if captured. sometimes called maighdean na tuinne (maid of the wave) or maighdean mhara (maid of the sea). scottish. 

🌊 Selkie - though somewhat different from the typical mermaid, as they are not cold-blooded, have the body of a seal in the water and are human on land. in legends their skins are often stolen and they are kept by fishermen as spouses, or become lovers to fishermen’s wives who shed tears into the sea.  

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Jokes

What did one 4-leaf clover say to the other? You shamROCK