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i still can’t process the fact this is something that actually happens. Like my mind refuses to believe someone could do somethinf so horrible to their pokemon…

in 2010 a trainer named Nick Nuzlocke entered the championship bracket. soon after his victory he was disqualified and arrested on roughly a dozen counts of pokémon abuse and criminal negligence

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I’ve only drawn Al once, but that was just as a kid. So here’s kind of what this wet leaf of a guy looks like now))

//New picrew chain if anyones up for it i've seen a lot of people do this one already but still wanted to make an official thread

Link here

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I’m being chased by a very angry Sharpedo!! What pokeball do I use!! Its an emergency my pokemon might get hurt!!

throw ANY pokéball and get the fuck on land??? and get OFF the DAMN PHONE?

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the adventures of a scaredgirl <3

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Introducing some of our newborns! And look, it's their first word!

These guys are the first to hatch, but are the children of the three hundred and sixty second polycule! Newly hatched Unown are absolutely tiny! And also fairly gooey.

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Hey, mr Real Pokemon. Can you confirm for me that voltorbs aren't that dangerous and are actually quite friendly if you just handle them correctly? Cause I know you work with all kinds of mons. A friend of mine keeps arguing to me that voltorbs n electrodes are evil and dangerous and should be contained and I know thats simply not true!

electrodes and voltorbs arent "evil" because that's simply not a way to describe pokémon, ESPECIALLY as a species. they can be kind of nuisances because they infest warehouses and explode, but that's just how they live and behave. if you give them safe and secure places to blow the fuck up, then they make great and friendly pets (if easily spooked)

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oh geez! okay! its been a hot minute, i finally graduated, which means i am officially an independent but funded researcher!! had a big success i'll talk about it more later and give you guys the team update dont even worry about it! busy busy busy, though!!! i got a license to use a whole island for research recently so i've been moving some stuff over there and i got to expand the yard to keep more pokemon in there!! (committed a couple felonies on the way but keep that on the down low) i will see you all soon!

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The fact that I disappear for several days regularly and RealPokemon does not really shows how I have a life and he does not.

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Reminds me of my old neighbors.

you know in hindsight the normal type isn't actually that normal

i see nothing wrong with this fellow.

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Oh i thought my cousin was just going insane tbh

my favorite thing to do is whisper ominous warnings behind people who look like they're about to ride their bike indoors. gets em every time

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listen how i see it

trying to fight a legendary pokemon and catching it is just like fighting a REALLY strong buneary

Like both are full of untapped rage and hatred, one just happens to be able to destroy worlds

Quick question why is anybody allowed to like. Catch mythical and legendary Pokémon. Motherfucker that’s God. Put it back

if you'd like to try getting in between an unstoppable godlike being with a will of steel and the battle skills to back it up and a legendary pokémon then be my guest

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brothers in arms

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You know those "am i the asshole" blogs? I swear the other day I opened one and saw an ask from a 10 year old saying "AITA for saving the world?" Like, you are a 10yo pokemon trainer, I'm pretty sure that's your JOB. How could you be the asshole

they didn’t write the part where they caught palkia and shot Spacial Rends through several innocent bystanders

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rodney. what the hell are they paying you to deal with (gestures vaguely) All This

every day i work for 20 hours in the pokémon mines to buy one HM01 Cut

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Sewaddle Care Tips

-Sewaddle are Pokemon that I would classify as high maintenance. Since Sewaddle are used to being heavily guarded and pampered by their parents, they become rather cranky when not with their trainers; especially newly hatched Sewaddle. They can also have a bit of trouble defending themselves and get scared easily. While you might feel the need to protect them from anything that might scare them, it's important to slowly introduce and get them comfortable with these things, as if they grow up completely sheltered, they'll have trouble adjusting to new situations and the world around them.

-Caring for them is a lot like caring for a newborn baby, so if you're a parent or someone who had a to ever care for a newborn, you'd probably be used to all of this stuff

-A lot of trainers find making newborn Sewaddle's leaf coats tricky, but they aren't exactly picky when it comes to them. As long as it protects them and stays on, they'll be fine.

-Please make sure to give them a lot of food. Being larvae, they need a lot to grow and if they don't, they'll start eating their leaf cloaks instead. They mostly eat shrubs and dried leaves. You don't need to provide them much water because they get most of their water from the plants they consume.

-When cleaning Sewaddle, please Sponge wash them and only fully bathe them once a week. Bathing them too much can cause their skin to become dry.

-Avoid rough play with them because they are very prone to motion sickness.

-Sewaddle very much enjoy being carried and this can help them relax.

-Unlike a lot of other bug types, Sewaddle don't mind not being in dark areas. They do fine almost anywhere as long as it isn't too hot or too cold.

-Sewaddle poop a LOT. Please clean the areas they most often stay every day!

-When they're about to evolve into Swadloon, you might notice they become hungrier and more moodier. This is completely normal for them, and isn't much for concern.

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I lost my first kahuna and the poor man had to litterally sprint and attempt to catch me because I was so tired I walked (fell) off the platform

Also: I had NO prior training or ANYTHING (well besides the first trial ofc, but you know what I mean) and my first thought was “i’m literally going to trash this man”

I was fully confident that i could solo my whole island in one day and ended up severely dehydrated

oh heres a question for everyone whos been on their own "pokemon journey"/done a league challenge or something similar: what was the start of your adventure like? do you wish you could change anything? (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

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Reblog this post with random facts about your OCs that you've never been able to share here!