michillangelo
michillangelo
Functioning Disaster Gay
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michillangelo · 2 days ago
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The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.
At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.
And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.
It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.
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michillangelo · 3 days ago
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HTB: Ch01 - Part 1
♪ - Insert Theme Song Here
CHAPTER 1 COVER - Next >>
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It's here! The beginning of the fancomic that I've been making for a few months now. I started planning this thing almost a year ago, and I am so excited to finally be sharing it. I'll make a proper dedicated side-blog for it later. Next couple pages drop in a week :)
Edit: Updated Navigation tools. Also, there is a side-blog now @heretherebeturtles-comic
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michillangelo · 8 days ago
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Reassurance Part 3/3
Thank you for reading my comics :) Until next time!
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michillangelo · 11 days ago
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it's Make A Terrible Comic Day!
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michillangelo · 15 days ago
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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic
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michillangelo · 15 days ago
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michillangelo · 15 days ago
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zac and murph despairing in sync is the funniest part of neverafter
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michillangelo · 16 days ago
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Steve fell off the social ladder (and apparently hit ever rung with his face) and Eddie spends a couple weeks watching him before going up to him and offers him a seat at his table because -
“What?” Steve asks. “I’m not being bullied. Are you okay?”
“Y-yeah, you are?” Eddie blinks. He was expecting a no. Maybe a ‘get lost.’ Was even hoping a little for a yes, not - “You’re totally being bullied.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You eat lunch alone,” Eddie points out. “You - you don’t sit with your friends anymore.”
“Yeah, because I’m not on the basketball team. That’s the table for the basketball team. Why would I sit there if I’m not on the team?”
“Everybody is talking about you behind your back,” He says. Steve makes a so-so gesture. “Tyler McIntosh pushed you into the lockers yesterday.”
“Tommy has been pushing me into lockers since middle school,” Steve replies. “Next you’re going to say that Tommy is a bully.”
“He is!”
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michillangelo · 16 days ago
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finally finished this :3
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michillangelo · 17 days ago
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steve teaching robin his evil white boy ways is very important to me. he's boosting her up into a girl's window. she's wearing backwards baseball caps and popped collars and sunglasses inside. sitting on the roof in lawn chairs. throwing random stuff off high places.
the first time she does a keg stand, he cries.
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michillangelo · 17 days ago
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Sure hope a god doesn’t come around and punish him for his hubris
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michillangelo · 18 days ago
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i do think there should be more stories and shows and stuff about guys falling in love with butch women actually, i think that’d be a good thing. and not ‘this is as butch as twitter can handle’, i mean butch as can fucking be without apology, and making those boys weak in the knees about it. i think it’s great actually to have f/m romances that exist to break gender norms, too. i think it sucks that the only mainstream het romances that exist are either about women who are already feminine or with women who are just a little too scarily masculine and have to be fixed into being girlier. that’s shit.
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michillangelo · 25 days ago
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michillangelo · 25 days ago
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guys I need all your best summer salad/cold dish recipes. 🙏🙏🙏 I'm going to do so many picnics and potlucks this year.
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michillangelo · 25 days ago
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the ballad of songbirds and snakes vs sunrise on the reaping
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michillangelo · 27 days ago
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Vimes, in the morning: good lord, I’m a godsdamned manager, I miss being just a plain old copper just walking the beat
Vimes, a day later and thirty years earlier: immediately institutes a prisoner tracking system with associated signed paperwork, assesses promotion potential for every employee, determines which underperformers get put on a PIP and which get shown the door immediately, provides one-on-one mentoring with his younger self and particularly focuses on communication coaching, slots himself into the chain of authority to protect employees and higher leadership from each other, and institutes accountability policies with documented checks
and that’s BEFORE steering the organization through an existential crisis in the following days. Yeah Manager Vimes, I see you, I see how much you ~hate this
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michillangelo · 29 days ago
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how tf did they even get that pic wow
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