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If you live in Minnesota, you may or may not know that Six is going to be at the Ordway from November 29-December 22. It’s about King Henry VIII’s wives and I am PUMPED! The show is going straight to Broadway after the run at the Ordway, which is super cool. • As an Ordway employee, I’ve got a discount code for the 11/29-12/8 performances. You can get 15% off if you use the code SIXSC. This offer expires 12/1. • Regardless of if you use the discount code or not though, if you buy tickets, could you put my name in the referral section when you buy tickets? We’re doing a little competition. • Though I would love to win, I also think you should buy tickets because this is an extremely rare opportunity to see a show right before it goes to Broadway and for a third of the price you’d pay for a Broadway show. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4XzJMLBg6Z/?igshid=1q3u1zdujqvrg

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I have a master’s degree and a full-time salaried job, and yet I can’t afford to buy a condo or townhouse. That is so messed up.

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the viking & photographer 

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It took the f’ing power stone to get her off him.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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Start of the book, two characters: *hate each other*

End of the book, same two characters: *love each other*

me. every. single. time:

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Went for my first drive with my truck and trailer. Got a flat tire. 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/msailor8/p/BwfTp2JhyNY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uvma5owknpbw

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Here’s the best way I have to describe how my body looks, or at least how I think it looks:

It’s just constantly in that time between the cute short haircut and the cute long haircut, where it flips out in odd spots and is impossible to do anything with, and at some point you just think, “well, this is the best I can do with it today” and you go to work counting down the days until it gets out of that awkward stage and looks good again.

Except, my body never gets out of that awkward stage.

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It’s raining so hard today that if it was colder, we’d have another snow day. 😂 Also, this rain is SO LOUD!!! https://www.instagram.com/msailor8/p/BwXTe4aB3f3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1etdwcor5qeyc

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She’s got a point.

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My heart. https://www.instagram.com/msailor8/p/BvsUhDBho07/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8xasskucbkmr

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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I feel like my mood can constantly be described as “still hungry.”

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I have never enjoyed reading poems, but this book is amazing. It flips fairytales upside down and inside out and really makes you think differently about the characters. When it says “poems and stories to stir your soul,” it’s not kidding. I highly recommend this book to literally everyone. https://www.instagram.com/msailor8/p/BveuLryBBbf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5lb2jsssglm6

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A couple weeks ago I decided the Be More Chill album cover would work really well as a blanket and I was right! It was so much fun to make. It’s wider than it is tall, but oh well, it’s cute. #bmc #bemorechill #bemorechillmusical #crochet https://www.instagram.com/msailor8/p/BvXVK_-hIr6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5mb0yqbvuilh