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Did you see PAIGE MICHALCHUK walking around the streets of Toronto? I could have sworn they look just like RENEE RAPP. SHE IS A TWENTY-TWO YEAR OLD SENIOR AND IS CURRENTLY STUDYING PHILOSOPHY (pre-law!) AT TORONTO UNIVERSITY. PEOPLE OFTEN DESCRIBE THEM AS +CHARISMATIC, +DETERMINED, BUT ALSO -ARROGANT, -SHELTERED. I HOPE GOSSIP GIRL DOESN’T KNOW SHE'S BISEXUAL 

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒

full name: paige michalchuk nicknames: she calls ppl nicknames not GET called them birthday: august 1st age: twenty-two sun/moon/rising: leo/aries/libra personality type: esfj orientation: bisexual (closeted) education: high school diploma from degrassi community school positive traits: charismatic, determined, shrewd, protective negative traits: arrogant, sheltered, stubborn, self-centered.

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

aka, a handful of paige’s favorite songs

BACKSTABBER - Ke$ha

YUMMY - Ayesha Erotica

ONE GIRL REVOLUTION - Superchick

STARS ARE BLIND - Paris Hilton

HATEFUCK- Cruel Youth

TEAR YOU APART - She Wants Revenge

𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒

running mascara, whispered gossip, taking quizzes in magazines seriously, using pinky promises as a legitimate form of promise (not that she makes those often), never wearing the same outfit twice, accessorizing, only vaping on the weekend, bad reality tv, flavored lip gloss (never lipstick), skipping class but acing tests, sleepover cinema, chewing bubblegum, arguing for fun.

𝐁𝐈𝐎

bio under construction! in the meantime, paige’s wiki is linked HERE

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𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 📱 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐄

AN: taste , huh. whatever you say cupcake.

AN: thank for the reminder. pretty sure you said the same thing the other night.

AN: oh , so you used me for a good time ? wow , i ' m hurt. here i thought we could start planning out our lives together and start saving up for a big ole fancy wedding.

AN: if it ' s not in a bed of a stranger , i ' m where i always am. in my dorm. don ' t worry nobody is around to see your scandalous texts.

PM: good time, singular!

PM: okay, we get it, you sleep around hon!! do you want applause? are you like...into that?

PM: you literally drive me crazy

PM: also only thirty minutes?!? way to be generous, alex.

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𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 📱 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐄

AN: no offense blondie , but it kinda was lame. pregaming is shots of tequila while taking hours getting ready. not finger food and expensive champagne.

AN: aw , cute. i ' d like to see you come try and make me.

AN: oh please , you can skip the last thirty. you don ' t learn anything from it and i can personally guarantee that i can make it up to you in thirty seconds or less.

PM: okay well the difference between us is that i have taste and you don't

PM: you're unbelievable

PM: we hooked up once, i found out what i needed to find out, don't take it anymore seriously than that, hon.

PM: [delay]

PM: out of curiosity, where are u rn?

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Renee Rapp on her Instagram story (February 6th, 2022) 

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𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 📱 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐄

AN: you know . . . . there is a lot better things to do than a stupid picnic.

AN: things that preferably happen / behind / closed doors.

AN: and are a lot more enjoyable. 😉

PM: my picnic isn't stupid, it's fun and like, a cute pregame idea

PM: in the middle of the afternoon? yeah, totally great idea alex!

PM: shut up.

PM: i'm still in class for another 30!!!