michaelemon

[michaelemon]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[michaelemon]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[michaelemon]

[michaelemon]

Joe Hills is a phenomenon. He's been part of hermitcraft since season 2 and he has not even 200k subscribers. He's constantly singing. Minimal editing of his videos. He's streaming with a transparent overlay of his face on the whole screen. His YouTube nor twitch make him money, it's all through PayPal tips and patronite. He's a puppet. He's besties with Cleo and they match each other's freak. He has some mad runaway skills with a triden. He's the mcyt sexyman Nr 1. I just. I'm obsessed

[michaelemon]

the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

[michaelemon]

LOOK HOW COOL THESE ARE!!

Life Series Nail Art

So to add a little extra context, irl I am a nail tech, and I love doing nail art!

So this time around doing my nails, I decided to theme it off the Life Series/the winners

You might need to expand the pics to see some of them a bit better, but I tried to theme the winner nails somewhat around their season

I was left with 3 extra nails, so I did a Watcher symbol and the four colors for hearts!

(Oh and also the name of the red polish on the Grian nail is ‘Como se llama?’ which yes I’m aware is Spanish to ask for a name, but I can’t help but see llama and think llama, like Pizza)

[michaelemon]

Please please please 🙇

[michaelemon]

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

[michaelemon]

Explicit Cletbubs fic! <3

Pt.1 ^ honestly I didn’t know how to split this chapter…. So this part is shorter because the other 6k words are sex <3

Pt.2 I love clethubs

[michaelemon]

This is gonna be a long ass chapter. Idk how to stop rambling 😔

[michaelemon]

I did life series nails and

I honestly think I ate <3

[michaelemon]

Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

[michaelemon]

Okay but like this, but with stepparents who come into the picture and they just instantly have beef with their steppkid, but in a lighthearted way where eventually the stepparent becomes such an important person to the kid

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

[michaelemon]

Explicit fic updated <3

This honestly took me so long to write and half of it I wrote while high

No idea why it took so long

Hopefully it won’t take me another month :’)

[michaelemon]

I just had someone re-read “SGTAS” and they commented so much and my heart is so happy

I love comments, even just small ones, they always make me smile <3

[michaelemon]

you know a fic is good when it has this

[michaelemon]

Did you know the vaginal canal is averaged 2-5 inches long, even when relaxed or aroused.

So if you’re saying this dudes got a 9 inch dick… bro where is that GOING

Big dicks for the gays only or something ig