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Did you know the vaginal canal is averaged 2-5 inches long, even when relaxed or aroused.

So if you’re saying this dudes got a 9 inch dick… bro where is that GOING

Big dicks for the gays only or something ig

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Illustrations for my fic, Oh, brother!, in which Gem visits her brother Etho for the first time in a while. Oh, and she's also meeting his new partner, and doesn't quite know how to feel about that.

Or, a look at Gem and Etho through the years.

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Explicit Clethubs Fic! Chapter 2

Oh how I love Writting

When Bdubs asks Cleo to sit on his face while he records it!

Honestly I had this idea when I was writing “SGAS” but I’m just now Writting it.. and then i struggled with it. Just cause it’s from Cleo’s pov so there’s not like.. a lot I can write about other than Cleo being subjected to bdubs’s mouth ;)

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clethimpdubs

heavily inspired by this post by @/JUJUBAMP4 on twitter i saw it and had a vision

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HEY HEY HEY NEW FIC ALERT

it’s rated explicit so I’ll put it below the cut!! But it’s an epilogue-ish story with 5 chapters! It takes place after my story “She Goes To Another School”

You don’t need to have read that to read this though, dw. Other than small references it’s just pure Cletho smut… that will eventually be clethubs. :)

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WARNING! WILD LIFE 8 SPOILERS!!

I think I’m going insane (ft.overdramatizing the last episode)

It’s Cleo being the only one to talk to etho and tell him about where their things are, and giving him things

It’s Cleo realizing they’re going agaisnt bdubs and etho, it’s Cleo not directly attacking them until she has to because pearls ambushing people

It’s Cleo standing next to etho and not realizing he’s died for good. She laughs saying “[tango] killed [his] teammate”, but she asks where he went later

It’s Cleo going mute after pearl tells her he died when she asked

Bdubs asking why Cleo’s hitting him and she says “I don’t know” and walks away

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New Cletho fic! (I posted it a bit ago but forgot to advertise it here)

Just some soft fluff <3

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Wild Life session 3 in a nutshell

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I’m returning to my roots as a smajor girly

been seeing a bunch of negativity and hate recently, and it makes me feel real icky, and you know what, screw that, let’s have some gosh darn positivity in this fandom!!!

Rahhhh we love you Scott Smajor both c and cc you are absolutely fabulous and deserving of love and appreciation rahhhh!

Also I’ve never seen anyone draw him with long hair and I think that’s a shame cause you know he would take such good care of it. /silly

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if i had a nickel for every blonde guy named jason who i got incredibly emotionally attached to who died in battle i would have. two nickels. which isnt a lot but how the fuck did it happen twice

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connoreatspants needs to do a fornite friday with joe biden immediately

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if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

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I can totally see Dakota and chip regularly getting into arguments about it who the best hero was and it gets heated but Jay is always just like “you can’t fight this kid, chip” so he has to back down

And Dakota always thinks that means he won and he gets so excited over it.

They definitely have had essays if they’re in school, where they have to talk about a hero and chip always gets and A+. He might not have the best grades but that essay is always an A, because he focuses in so hard. (Hyper fixation baby) and he has so many arguments about Arlin being the best. Lizzie and Chip also get into arguments about the best hero just because Lizzie wants to annoy chip.

AAAAAAA YAYAYAY LITTLE GUY AU!!!

You need to tell me all about the riptide gang in this au RIGHT MEOW!!!! I’m so interested :33 that and and and BITB, either one is good :3

Bestie I got you!!!

Im mainly going to focus on the black rose pirates and the albitrio in this au ( because I haven't fully finished Riptide.)

Just to preface again there will be mentions of horrible family dynamics, possible abuse, and in drug use.

Please stay safe and don't expose yourself to things you can't handle!!!

Starting with the black rose pirates they are all adults and because I'm a sucker for these three old men and their weird ass dynamic there's possible old gay yaoi

Arlin takes care of both Chip and Lizzie and quite frankly it's the healthiest relationship in this whole au next to Clarence and William or Vyncent and The Greats. Arlin is a retired hero, forcibly retired due to an injury that left him unable to continue the harsh lifestyle of a hero. Lizzie and Chip were adopted by him and currently they're all living a very quaint small life near a shipping dock. Nothing bad is going to happen to them yet, they get to be happy for a while. Lizzie is older than Chip by like two years.

Fin is in custody of Edyn and used to be in custody of Gillion as well , to make it sort of fit within the universe of prime defenders , Gil was basically hand picked by a niche local superhero group and was trained by them there on they basically instilled that's classic " Be a hero no matter the stakes even if it costs you your life " mentality in him and then just kind of threw him back to Fin. And now he's struggling to keep one kid safe and the other is growing up right in front of him, ( and none of this hero training was legal in any form or fashion they did just grab Gillion he went missing for like 4 years and was suddenly back)

Drey is also complicated but that's because he doesn't t have any kids of his own he's an uncle but before he and Jayson had a falling out he was regularly looking out for Jayson's kids ( he has like four in this au) but after the falling out he basically went rouge and kind of picked up vigilante work that leaned more towards villainous. Eventually he found Arlin and Fin and slowly quit working as a vigilante to settle down with them. And help kinda take care of their kids.

Moving on to the albitrio proper

Jay didn't grow up in the soundest of families her father was very strict harsh and as much as I hate to say it violent towards his kids that didn't excel in training, being one of the pretty close in power scaling to the Prime force he took pride in that and wanted his children to either outshine him and be on par. Jay was pretty lackluster she gained that Ferin fire but it wasn't much to really excel or do much so she took up mechanics she's currently just trying to do her best in school hoping to win some sort of approval from her father

Chip grew up hearing stories about heroes and of course he wanted to be one because Arlin was one. Even as a middle schooler he kind of kept it close. Now he's nowhere near Dakota levels of a super fan , he doesn't even have powers but he wants to help, so he turns to vigilante work, and stopping small petty crime. However he knows that if he does become a hero he wants to be a pirate.

Gil like I mentioned earlier is very "I must be a hero in every aspect of my life even if it means throwing away my life" thanks to the underground superhero group, he's a little traumatized but refuses to speak on it and as much as he loves Fin he wishes his grandfather would let him do what he was built for !.

I'll do BitB in it's own separate post

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Please do this!! I will give you so many head cannons 🙇🙇🙇

PD little guy au but I make it more complicated by making a full JRWI cross over where the Riptide pirates are only teens, the Apotheosis gang are like high schoolers, the Suckers are being taken care of by Arthur (plus some other questionable lore I haven't fully flushed out yet), might throw Mythborne in here too. BitB is also here somehow.

Would people hear my thoughts ? If not I'll still ramble about this later.

JRWI little guy au <3333

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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HI

so I have the PD cast and riptide in sims :) here’s some screenshots of the PD household <3

If people want I’ll post more in death about each persons actual outfits and stuff!

Also the weird relationship dynamics…

Ashe and Dakota being cute :)

Will and Tide talking with Ashe practicing magic!

Funny pop-ups and then will and Vyncent <3

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Uhhhm…

Just drops chapter five here <3

Honestly I had half of this written out and I just struggled to get the other half done - I kinda feel like I’m in this weird position where I don’t know how I want to pace the story yet because I don’t know how much I wanna write for it

I had this issue for my last big story too because it started out as a random project

I just need to plan better…

Either wayyyyy I hope yall ENJOY

I’ve been playing the sims a lot and I made PD and riptide… I should show them off