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Murder on the football pitch

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Do you ever have the most goddamn embarrassing thoughts and then later wonder if you mumbled them absentmindedly or just thought them???

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Having super normal thoughts about this picture 🙂

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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motorsport incorrect quotes: 180/?

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Bleached my hair and went blonde. It was fun for like a month but now I miss my red hair 🫠

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i love liam a lot but cmon….. let’s be honest here…… that’s not going to go well for him

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romo (relief of missing out)

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fia.official: The stars are arriving! ✨

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Someone told me this week that I am their “work mom” and I am… devastated. I did not know I am old enough to have work children. I had an unwanted work pregnancy and here I am. Single work mom.

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stop 😭💔

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Yo lo quiero mucho, sí sabían?

already yapping away

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oh he was BAWLING

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I’m not sorry to say this, so; didn’t we know alpine are dumb bullies since the whole announcing Piastri as their driver when it was NOT a done deal and then Piastri himself having to say “hey, actually? No.”

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does it ever get easier? (leaving warm warm bed on a monday morning)

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Listening to the Backstreet Boys at work is something that can actually be so personal.