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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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'ford doesn't know about 9/11' Ford left earth in 1982. Ford doesn't know the cold war fucking ended.
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They banned the tags “spoonie”, “medical”, “mental illness” + basically the most commons ones, several adhd medications, “trigger warning”, “tw” and “cw”, and just about any tag with the word “stim” because fuck disabled people I guess.
#wait wtf really?#it’s letting me type them?#but either way#the fact that it was like that at some point or is like that is agrivating as hell#spoonie
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YALL!! If you type BABBA into the search bar at thisisnotawebsite.com you get like three whole minutes of Dipper singing Disco Girl- the full song. It’s amazing lol
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YALL!! If you type BABBA into the search bar at thisisnotawebsite.com you get like three whole minutes of Dipper singing Disco Girl- the full song. It’s amazing lol
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Hi there 👋,
My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤
https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗
❤️ Hey everyone who sees this: please help donate if you can to help this man and his kids escape. If you can’t donate and have the spoons please reblog :)
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.
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so. there used to be a theory about how people came from these little things called homunculu, which were basically tiny dudes that lived in a sperm cell and would grow up inside a woman into a larger guy. this theory was medieval, and popular with ye olde doktors, but to the modern person it raises a question: yes, we may have found the source of people (namely, tiny people) but where do the tiny people come from? and the only reasonable answer is, of course, teenier tinier people, from the tiny peoples testicles. and on, and on, and so forth, where zooming in on the balls reveals a new tiny guy, whose balls can be zoomed in on to reveal a new tiny guy, on and on forever. its just testicles all the way down.
taken to its limit, you can answer this as to why the earth is round. we are the tiny homunculi living on the rounded cosmic testicle of a greater being. a god. we live on gods balls.
and yes, i know this is wrong, but if i could choose to believe one wrong thing it would be this. i want to be an adherent to the True Faith of the Infinite Testicle Fractal. i want a cosmology based on deez nuts.
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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