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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Hey be glad you were born too late for my brief Hetalia phase :3

Turns out that before I even learned how to write properly, I decided to draw everyone from homestuck because I saw my older sibling do that

Thank you @messthisbless I appreciate that, thanks for cursing me so early

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

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HA! You have fallen into the trap of seeking a WATSONIAN explanation to a DOYLIST situation! Enjoy your CIRCULAR DISCUSSION, you GORMLESS RUBE.

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The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

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Love the concept of Bad Thing that provides protection from Even Worse Thing. This villan has dibs on killing me someday, so they’re not going to let anyone else do it. Person has a permanent illness that’s super hostile to any other type of infection. Lawful evil tyrant absolutely PISSED at chaotic evil invader killing their subjects. Person has been cursed by the gods but the curse supersedes all other hexes and magical ills. This shit absolutely charges my batteries.

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Three birds being a menace

Jailed

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Energy pilk degustation (they said it tastes great, I almost choked. Almost killed a punishing bird)

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On the topic of horror/Lovecraft writing: the best example of "maddening knowledge" I've seen was in a Delta Green game my friend ran

Long story short my agent is holed up in a sweaty motel, and has learned basic initiate ritual magic which allows the practitioner to see concealed/"hypergeometric" effects. Upon casting my agent sees that all of the sharp corners and angles in the room are actually yawning gateways from which an extradimensional predator (hound of tindalos n all that) that had been stalking us could jump out from.

So she takes about an hour and duct tapes all the hard angle corners she can find to make them smooth. She wasn't able to sleep without that safety, it was a perfectly logical and smart move to make. To the housekeeping, she looked like either an asshole or a freak. The GM had perfectly coaxed me into doing something that made me look totally unhinged to the rest of the players and the characters around me; it's still my favorite example of how "maddening" knowledge doesn't actually make anyone mad, it's just fundamentally shattering your worldview and assumptions

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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal

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sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease

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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me