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i hauve a cold

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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

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Its actually lethal to an Ishmael everytime she thinks of a Queequeg

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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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the experience was slightly original, ahab

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O dullahan...!

New challenge: can you please photoshop our erlking somewhere? Let's take him for a trip

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Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

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idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.

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2011-01-11

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I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

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exactly three shots for exactly three engraved bullets is crazy I have not seen this kind of methodical loathing since shinzo abe got murked with the contraption

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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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copper my beloved

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Looks like a fucking train car in an anti communist sci fi novel released in the 50s and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible