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i am always absolutely going feral over the fact that ghost fire hong'er became wrath wu ming born from xie lian's suffering as he died a hundred times and burned the entire shrine and all its occupants down to keep his beloved dianxia from suffering any more

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Love aus in which calamity xie lian somehow sees wu ming without his mask and his lethal face card is the only thing that can pierce through the haze of hatred, despair and self-loathing.

Wu Ming, shaking, panicking: dianxia saw my cursed eye and my disgusting face, he hasn't laid his eyes on me since it happened, he must be so repulsed

Xie Lian, shaking, panicking, experiencing feelings he's never felt before: shit shit he's hot ffffuuu-

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hear me out.

xie lian's canonically the god of war.

so.

if hua cheng accepted his position at heaven when he ascended.

what if he was the god of love.

because most, if not all of his actions, were made with love on his soul.

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I feel like hua cheng asking to marry xie lian (fr this time) would prob go like

HC: gege... will you marry me?

XL: ...

HC: ...

XL: ...

HC: ..............your highness?

XL: im waiting for you to say its a joke. :)

HC: GEGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Balls: Deadly…Chastity: Incorruptible

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Xie Lian holding Starbucks with a trail of ghost children behind him:

Hua Cheng: gege, what’s that?

Xie Lian: a latte.

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tgcf & onion headlines

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Need them to take whatever the hell Hualian was on and inject it straight into my veins

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'the people of Xianle considered the perfect cultivator to have a mix of male and female traits' okay so the Holy Royal Temple was chock full of genderqueer and gender-nonconforming cultivators, right? no I don't care about realism and traditional Chinese cultural norms and gender roles, Xianle genderqueer cultivators yes???

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i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation

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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

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salt lamp on. big ass hoodie on. pajama pants tucked into socks. soft blanket. pirate streaming site of choice. i am going to live forever

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I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

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ok reblog and put your love language in the tags. i’ll go first mine is physical touch

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Jun Wu: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? 

Ling Wen: No… not really. 

Jun Wu: Are you going to do something about it? 

Ling Wen: Hm… nah.

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They need to invent writing for sleepy tired people curled up in bed eyes closed and dreaming

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'try touching him i dare you,' hua cheng warned frigidly. 'do you think i would so easily allow you lot to touch my heart's dearest treasure?'

hua cheng, pg 103