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All of the canon tops in mxtx's works can cook so therefore, Jiang Yanli pegs Jin Zixuan in this essay I will-

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No but my KINGDOM for top!Silco

Seriously.

Size kink.

But the size kink is:

"He is so large and strong and he tried to murder me. I should get to do whatever I want with him. What I want is to rail him like I'm lying track for a train between Piltover and Noxus. Face down. Ass up. Or on his back, thighs spread. Doesnt matter. Both is good."

ALTERNATIVELY!

I will take size kink top!Silco in the form of:

"Oh no, Silco is so small and delicate and I hurt him so badly. He is going to lie there and be serviced while he tells me what to do and I ride him. It's the least I can do after trying to murder him."

Or a thousand other variations where people wrap their head around the fact that a guy who is built like Beast from Beauty and the Beast can, should, must get plowed!

I super dont care how yall do it. But yall need to get have Silco fuck Vander. Immediately. Are you insane? Silco is a ruthless precise motherfucker, most ruthless and precise in all of Arcane besides like...Ambessa Medarda(who also tops pretty boys lbh)! You cannot tell me he woudlnt hammer that prostate until Vander is coming dry and crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee. You can't. I wont believe you.

But I have been in Zaundads about 15 minutes and I am already sick of smol=bottom LORG=top!

SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS! YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!

Break out of the false binary!

Silco fucks! Vander gets fucked!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN BROOO!!🎃🎃🎃

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I would sacrifice all other scum villain adaptations including the second donghua season and any audio dramas if it meant getting the dream scum villain adaptation - the scum villain 3 act Broadway musical

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My new otp is SQH x SQQ’s System. This is also SQH’s System’s notp.

ahdhdgebehah I approve.

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Yaoi discourse on the dorm group chat someone euthanize me

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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Binghua is probably the most problematic scum villain ship by pure volume of problematic intricacies but in the funniest way possible

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is dating a ghost necrophilia?

Please refer to the flowchart.

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I love how the general consensus in Scum Villain ABO AU's is that whatever Shen Jiu's secondary gender was, he was lying about it.

Omega? Obviously he's going to cover that up. Potential weakness! Probably related to past traumatic experiences! No one can know! He's going to pretend to be either a Beta or an Alpha instead.

Alpha? Hates it and everyone else and has no interest in playing the type. Hides it less because of how other people might respond and more because he's having some kind of complicated dysphoria about it.

Beta? I've never see it but I bet he'd disguise that as well. He's totally an Alpha, don't ask questions, fuck off and don't violate the mile-wide personal space bubble.

Whatever Shen Jiu is, we all know he'd be wildly uncomfortable with it.

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Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

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Nie mingjue is so girl coded i cannot believe no one ever talks about it, like, bro's parents died, he had to raise his little brother from a young age, he was harsh but everyone knew it was out of love, he had a hereditary condition that would affect his moods and cause his early death if left untreated, he was popular amongst men, had his concerns about a shady guy completely ignored by everyone around him which caused his death, his tits were so iconic that his dead body was reconized because of them

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I agree with you that it simply might not have been thought through by the writers, but I think you could construct a watstonian reason. I just thought it might be a neat worldbuilding thought experiment.

The first part is that it used to be a very rare technique that very little people could learn. But two things changed.

1. Iroh developed the technique of rerouting lightning. This would make teaching lightning probably a good chunk saver for bystanders and teachers.

2. Up to this point, people had very little incentive to learn it. For most people learning it would not be worth the great risk until they had a real use for it. For the royal family and other high ranking benders it the prestigewas worth it, but for most people it's not. Now it's a sellable skill.

For the second part, yes you are right that it seems like a incredibly unsafe way to generate energy. But it could also be cheaper than the rest. And a city that just leaves orphans on the street might not be very concerned about worker safety.

Fire benders are possibly cheaper than earth and water benders. Partly because because those two are applicable to more different works that are better paying. And secondly because of discrimination after the 100 year war against fire benders.

For fire benders tending a fire from different fuel, why spend money on fuel when you can just endanger your employees for cheaper.

not to complain about a great and now kinda old show, but in Avatar: The Legend of Korra they have a scene showing lighting bending being used for power generation and like sure that's a very cool thing to see and it really sells that people in A:tLoK have electricity, it's also really really dumb

firstly and probably most importantly, it kinda undercuts the idea in AtLA that lighting bending is a master technique, only really usable by the most accomplished fire-benders

but also like, they clearly understand electricity, they have all sorts of funky tech, but like there has got to be an easier way to generate the stuff, lighting is going to be all sorts of highly variable, couldn't they have just like a standard generator, big spinny thing, big magnets

if you've got to have benders working in the power plant, have earth-benders working in teams actively spinning the turbine, or water-benders using their bending to generate big water currents to do the same

if it really needs to be fire-benders, have them actively managing the fires in a standard usual burn stuff to (heat water and) generate steam to push the turbine kinda generator