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When you come to the realization there are only 18 shows left on TS The Eras Tour

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Maya: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Vic: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?

Travis: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen.

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Travis: Well, needless to say, uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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carina: for self defense reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely

maya, vic, and andy: ok

carina: give me all your money or you will die!

vic: bold i you to assume i have money.

maya: bold of you to assume i don’t want to die.

andy: bold of you to assume i can die.

carina:

carina: …are you guys ok?

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Meredith: lexis great but she's 20.

Meredith: When lexi was born I was already in 3rd grade.

Meredith: wich means if we were friends back then,I'd have been hanging with a baby!

Meredith:I don't know anything about infant care!

Meredith:MY god. I COULD HAVE KILLED HER!

Lexi:...

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Travis: Morning, Vic. What are you drinking?

Vic: Water.

Travis: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Vic: It's... imported water.

Travis: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Vic:... Russia.

Travis: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Vic: It's nine-thirty!

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Carina: You know, I'm so jealous.

Maya: What, why?

Carina: Your girlfriend is way hotter than mine.

Maya: But we're dating-

Maya:

Maya: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

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Andy: You know how growing up, we all have that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough?

Maya: Well, mine was outside my head, driving me to school every morning.

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Carina: So, are we doing this?

Maya: We’re getting married!!

Carina: AHHH!!

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Travis: This is exactly the kind of social situation I'm not comfortable with.

Vic: What kind of social situation ARE you comfortable with?

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Robert: You never think about our future?

Andy: Yes, but I think about whose apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night or where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our children's names are gonna be! You know what our children's names are gonna be.

Robert: No, no. I mean, you know, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought that might be good.

Andy: What was the book?

Robert: 'The Big Book of Children's Names'.

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Travis: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?

Vic: I laid those out for you, Trav.

Travis: But I decided to let you.

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Travis: What are you doing in here?

Vic: Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.

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Carina: Do you realise that in four weeks from today, we're gonna be married? Four weeks, Maya, FOUR WEEKS!

Maya: Do you realise that you get louder every week?

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Ben: Describe yourself in one word.

Dean:

Ben:

Dean: Tired.

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Dean: Finally worked up the courage to tell Hughie she is beautiful and only puked twice.

Ben: Did you puke on her?

Dean: That’s not important. What is important is that she knows how I feel.