merluvstequila
merluvstequila
MerLuvsTequila
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I js love Greys,Station 19, Private practice,F•R•I•E•N•D•S,and ofc Taylor Swift
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merluvstequila · 28 days ago
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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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merluvstequila · 29 days ago
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Bucky: How the hell are you still alive?
Yelena: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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merluvstequila · 29 days ago
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The avengers watching a film in the tower:
Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.
Tony, barely listening: uh-huh
The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..
Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?
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merluvstequila · 4 months ago
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When you come to the realization there are only 18 shows left on TS The Eras Tour
📸: Kevin Winter / Getty Images for TAS Rights Management
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merluvstequila · 6 months ago
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Maya: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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merluvstequila · 6 months ago
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Vic: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?
Travis: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen.
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merluvstequila · 6 months ago
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Travis: Well, needless to say, uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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carina: for self defense reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely
maya, vic, and andy: ok
carina: give me all your money or you will die!
vic: bold i you to assume i have money.
maya: bold of you to assume i don’t want to die.
andy: bold of you to assume i can die.
carina:
carina: …are you guys ok?
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Meredith: lexis great but she's 20.
Meredith: When lexi was born I was already in 3rd grade.
Meredith: wich means if we were friends back then,I'd have been hanging with a baby!
Meredith:I don't know anything about infant care!
Meredith:MY god. I COULD HAVE KILLED HER!
Lexi:...
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Travis: Morning, Vic. What are you drinking?
Vic: Water.
Travis: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Vic: It's... imported water.
Travis: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Vic:... Russia.
Travis: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Vic: It's nine-thirty!
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Carina: You know, I'm so jealous.
Maya: What, why?
Carina: Your girlfriend is way hotter than mine.
Maya: But we're dating-
Maya:
Maya: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Andy: You know how growing up, we all have that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough?
Maya: Well, mine was outside my head, driving me to school every morning.
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Carina: So, are we doing this?
Maya: We’re getting married!!
Carina: AHHH!!
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Travis: This is exactly the kind of social situation I'm not comfortable with.
Vic: What kind of social situation ARE you comfortable with?
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Robert: You never think about our future?
Andy: Yes, but I think about whose apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night or where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our children's names are gonna be! You know what our children's names are gonna be.
Robert: No, no. I mean, you know, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought that might be good.
Andy: What was the book?
Robert: 'The Big Book of Children's Names'.
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Travis: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Vic: I laid those out for you, Trav.
Travis: But I decided to let you.
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merluvstequila · 2 years ago
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Travis: What are you doing in here?
Vic: Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.
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