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Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

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turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism

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Frauj

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this is james and he’s a little silly sometimes

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i make ya man wanna speak spanish

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Puppy Nibbles 😍😬💕

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social media feeds

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This shows humor is criminally underrated

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♡♡♡♡♡OMG Negasonic teenage warhead has a girlfriend called Yoki ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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I think i’ve requested this before and idk if anybody replied to it bc i forgot to check on it and ended up losing the post but does anybody have that picture of those girls standing around a very fat tuxedo cat w/ their knees slightly bent? Here’s an extremely quick + bad sketch of my memory of it the colors dont matter all I know is they looked like they were dressed up for a party

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My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.

One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?

Everyone: *laughs*

My brother: *logs out of chat*

Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

My brother: What?

Me: You know his adress.

My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.

Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.

-20 minutes later-

Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?

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How Tony sees Peter

How Peter sees Peter

How Aunt May (probably) sees Peter

How the police (probably) see Peter

How Ned sees Peter

How the fans see Peter

How Peter actually is

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I wish I had someone. To just lay here with. To be excited to see at the end of the day. It won’t happen