simultaneously emotionally unavailable and overcome with emotion they/she | bi | 29💖💖💖"ur dead cuz the dick went down ur esophagus and ur lungs don't breathe dick they breathe oxygen so ur fucked and he dead because ur esophagus disolved his dick and he in toxic shock up the dick" - pagetbewbster
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this baby just lives the most difficult life
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what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities
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let men be friends who just jerk each other off occasionally and maybe exchange blowies and they're lowkey mortified of the whole ordeal but they can't stop. they won't stop
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#12 lol#if i’m counting correctly#my dad said my mom always got the itch to move every few years#and i guess it was true until they bought their house#most of them were prior to that lmao#about me
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i wasn’t gonna reblog/post my results but after scrolling through the notes and seeing NO ONE ELSE WITH THE SAME RESULT I GOT, i just need everyone to know this was an option
okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!
#i don’t know what’s wrong with me#i don’t know how we got here#i’m not even really into monsters Like That#but i do love venom ngl
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back at it again
living my best life w my kitties and living room skeleton
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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living my best life w my kitties and living room skeleton
#his name is Scary#if you’d told me even 6 months ago my babies would both come sleep on me at the same time i wouldn’t believe you#they’ve become Very Affectionate and i’m so happy about it#personal#beacon#nova
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TV Appreciation Week 2024: Day 3 Favorite Couple - Alexis x Ted (insp)j
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Someone who wants all sides of me... The nerd, the random thoughts, the sexual freak, the quiet, the lover, the loner
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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life update: my partner asked me a very important question while we were at ren faire and i said yes 💖
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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