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When you both lean in to kiss but the brims of your wizard hats collide
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every time i see him i feel like an exasperated mother. its past his bedtime but he drank a soda at school so hes being hyper ... jigsaw please just brush your teeth adn go to bed for mom ok. please
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Add me on Snapchat plz @piercethebabies
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The way people talk about tumblr reminds me of this skdkskksksksks
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possibly one of the most legitimately unhinged and sociopathic takes i’ve ever seen on tumblr
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so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television
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have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york
holy shit
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OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
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george bush can’t paint his way out of hell........
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