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I NEED TO KNOW WHO DID SAY âWinter can suck my jingle bells!â???? PLSSSSSS
Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Everâą
âIâM IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CANâT TIE MY SHOELACESâ
âPlease close your legs.â âI WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.â
âAm I Catholic or Protestant?âŠGod, I donât knowâŠâ
âOh thanks a million, next time why donât you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULAâ
âWow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.â
âCHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK ITâ
âWinter can suck my jingle bells!â
âYOU CANâT GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHATâ
âI once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.â
âEAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!â
âMy milkshakes bring all the boysââ âTO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKESâ
âI AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEADâ
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*during a meeting*
Arthur: May I go to the toilet?
Alfred: And why?
Arthur: Look, to open the chamber of secrets!
#lmaooo#he's a potterhead#aph#hws#hetalia#aph america#hws america#aph england#hws england#harry potter#hp#potter head#chamber of secrets
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Hetalia characters as Queen songs (bc I'm a queenie)
Italy: Friends will be friends
Germany: Crazy little thing called love (he just can't handle it)
Japan: IDK MAN HELP ME đ
Prussia: Cool cat
USA: Don't stop me now (he's a supersonic man)
England: Don't try suicide (he's depressed af lol)
France: Old-fashion lover boy
Canada: The invisible man (lmao)
China: idk neither :(((
Russia: A winter's tale (it's freaking cold there)
Romano: Another one bites the dust
(S)pain: Somebody to love (religious dude)
Finland: (idk man)
Sweden: I was born to love you
Denmark: i'm sorry guys but fuck if i know
Norway: A kind of magic
Iceland: Too much love will kill you
Greece: Delilah (iykyk hehe)
Wat do yall think :D?
#aph#hetalia#hws italy#aph italy#aph germany#hws germany#aph japan#hws japan#aph prussia#hws prussia#aph america#hws america#aph england#hws england#aph france#hws france#aph canada#hws canada#aph china#hws china#aph russia#hws russia#aph nordics#hws#aph greece#hws greece#queen#queen band
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calm down, har, EVERYONE HAS THEIR OPINION, I NEED TO CALM MYFUCKINGSELF DOWN
(i just like him idk whyyyy đ)
Still dont like France?
Own Wilson looking head ass.
KACHOW!
His hair? WACK! His Gear? WACK! His Jewelry? WACK! His Footstance? WACK! The Way He Talks? WACK! His Four Beard Hairs? WACK!
If France got 1million haters I'm one and If France got no haters I'm dead and buried 6 feet
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Italy: something's wrong, babe?
Germany: no, i'm fine
Also Germany, in his mind:
INEEDTOGETHIMPREGIWANNAGETHIMPREGI'MGONNAGETHIMPREG
*he did, in fact, get him preg*
#sorry guys#sorry not sorry#ik its cringe#mpreg#tmpreg#hetalia#aph#hws#aph italy#hws italy#gerita#aph germany#hws gerita#aph gerita#hws germany
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(I'M GONNA WRITE IN MY LANGUAGE IDGAF)
Raga ho appena scoperto che la bandiera bianca di Feli non Ăš per arrendersi, ma Ăš quella usata dai briganti nella fine dell' '800. Ă una figata pazzesca omg
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Italy has scars under his chest or it's only me to headcanon him as trans
i love pastelaâs fuckin fill bucket tool that shit carried
somg is Tricolor Airline Tropical Remix OSTER project
i think its cute af
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Y'all I just discovered that there are Italian fans of Hetalia. And so I am. I finally found my people
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Ok, y'all, I KNOW that this isn't about Hetalia (ofc), but I'm gonna absolutely draw this but Gerita. Or Spamano. Or it will be a surprise
while i didnt have time to do stuff for fizzarozzie week while it actually was happening this year, this is based on the first prompt, "wedding journey"!
the funniest answer to "who proposed" is always BOTH
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If I have to go to Paris, this would be my honest reaction (sorry guys I just don't like France as a country)
Meanwhile NyoEngland ((almost spat out my tea watching this scene đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł))
Source: Tomb Raider: The legend of Lara Croft
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So, guys, I have this APH OC (Bavaria, human name is Erika) and I really like her. BUT I just found out THAT THERE'S ALREADY A CC. I BROKE DOWN AND CRIED GUYS. WTF AND WTH. AND WHY TF AM I ALWAYS SAYING GUYS GUYS
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Real, that's why I don't post much :(((
Art block is so frustrating
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The colors are so cool wow :0
Donât even really ship them, but request from one of my moots really inspired me ( ˶°ă
°) !!
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Ladies, gentelmen and non-binary beans, what if Feli was trans this whole time and he changed his voice bc he asked help to England (who was a wizard ig) for making his voice deeper??????? And what if they time travelled for his top surgery????????? WHAT IF???????????
#aph#hws#hetalia#aph italy#hws italy#what if#transgender#transmasc#aph england#hws england#just wondering#fyp
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HELL YEAH ANGST
FrUK, FrUK, so much FrUK.
Oh man, can you imagine if Francis and Arthur became a secret couple before France and England made peace? If they fell for each other while their peoples were still deadly enemies? You canât get more star-crossed lovers than âeverything I am is meant to hate you, but the human part of me longs for your touch.â Watching out for each other in battle and trying to pull their punches without it being too obvious. Stealing heart-pounding, urgent kisses in corridors at diplomatic councils. Writing love letters in code with the grim knowledge they could be found out at any time. At long last the Entente Cordiale comes around and they have a spark of hope. Only for Europe to be plunged into the Great War soon after. At least in the trenches, for the first time ever, theyâd be in hell together. àČ„_àČ„
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THEY'RE SO CUTE OMGOMGOMG
IM EXPLODING
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And here too, if it's ok
remember these old illustrations hima released? yeah, im saving them here, please don't mind
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