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i frickn love tumblr bro cuz like

no one interacts with me so i just yell out into the void and that makes me very content

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please consider

the opposite of malaphores. like you just keep cutting up an idiom to make smaller, less understandable idioms

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bro thinks he’s all that, when he’s nothing but a bag of chips

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wooooooo

robot

made this at 3 am last night so it’s really bad sorry tumblr

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the inexplicable urge

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its not every day that god spawns as a milk carton

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yknow I could’ve just been a normal person and had normal interests but NOOOO people had to go and make COOL things and now I have lost the ability to be normal.

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silly tropes I like: part 3

Garbage man.

somehow MUCH more popular than the garbage child. I will never understand this

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totally didn’t forget my password no siree nuh uh nope absolutely not

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silly tropes I like: part 2

Garbage child

you know the one

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yo guys can i get some help what the heck is a mutual

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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silly tropes I like: part 1

(most of these are from cartoons sooo… ye)

character A’s two friends, character B and character C, absolutely hate each other, so character A tricks them into a bonding activity and both play along because of how much they care about character A.

(bonus points if they do end up bonding because of how much of a dumbass character A is)

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*looks at young caligosto loboto*

*cries*

i need to start being normal about my interests

…

I’ll start tomorrow

UPDATE: I did not start tomorrow

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Green Beans

don’t ask me why, but I have taken to calling the MM turtles “green beans.” I believe that it is because they are adorable little beans and they are green. I love em. My lil green beans

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tumblr gave me an achievement for posting 5 things.

I’m so good at this.

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tumblr keeps on fueling my hyperfixations, and I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not.

oh well. can’t do anything bout it now