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tucker u piece of shit

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Adrienette and LadyNoir chiikawa versions🐞🐈‍⬛

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Adrien thinks that his vision as Chat Noir is way higher than a normal human's because cats. Everything is sharper and more defined. He can see in high definition! Plus night vision!

But it turns out his vision as Chat Noir is just decent even by normal people standards (apart from the night vision). Adrien's own vision without the transformation just sucks. He seriously needs glasses but no one around him picked up on it. Because Adrien doesn't know what his eyesight is supposed to be. And Gabriel certainly isn't paying attention. And Adrien's otherwise healthy and never expressed any concern over his sight so Nathalie doesn't pick up on it either.

Everyone thinks Adrien just has this cute little habit where he squints when he smiles. Or that he just wants personal space when he leans back from people. But he's just trying to see who he's talking to! And those headaches he gets? Well that's just because he's up all night fighting Akuma playing video games!

His long distance vision is better than his short distance. Which is why he frequently bonks into stuff while looking at Marinette standing a few metres away.

It's only noticed when he and Marinette start hanging out more. Or Ladybug hanging out with him because Ladrien 👀 And since she sees him more consistently, she starts to notice his squinting isn't some weird model smoulder expression. And how he has to lean back a little when she's standing close in front of him.

"Is your eyesight okay?"

"Yeah it's fine. Why do you ask?"

"I think you should get it checked."

And then the next day Adrien turns up wearing glasses. They both need a minute to adjust on seeing each other because wow! Marinette is a blushy mess over how good he looks with glasses! And Adrien is just in awe that he can finally see her adorable freckles without being Chat Noir!

And after a few minutes of just staring and blushing, Marinette just laughs while he smiles at her.

"So...eyesight sucked?"

"Yeah, it sucked."

Gabriel is less enthused that his perfect model son has imperfect eyesight, but Marinette is ready to throw hands at anyone who tries to prevent Adrien from wearing glasses and literally seeing! He does get contacts eventually, but he finds he likes wearing glasses because Marinette gets blushy and stares at him when he does.

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some old ml art i never posted

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hey writers & creators, because this is something i'm struggling with right now:

please still make your beloved stories even if someone else's is similar or more popular. your story deserves love too. i will die on this hill.

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No doctor will ever get my respect like the woman in the ER who checked me for claws and fangs because I told her I was turning into a werewolf and could feel it and let me know gently that she couldn't find any but that didnt make it feel any less real, like THATS how you do it, other doctors who just flat out told me I was wrong take notes

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the forgers get a cat (it has telekinesis)

it probably like, snuck into radioactive waste or something that project apple left behind and came out with telekinesis

not enough to do serious damage but just enough for tomfoolery and shenanigans

yor found the kitty. it immediately loved her. yor is its favorite

bond is terrified of this cat 1/8th his size

bond is sad when anya shows this cat love, but also can't do anything because aforementioned fear

it likes to mess with loid because why not? make his life harder. go kitty

doesnt have a name yet 🤔🤔

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So last week Aaron unexpectedly posted the early story grid for Wizards (Here) which threw a lot of things into a tailspin. Getting hold of anything Wizards related is always gold given how much was lost due to time constraints or other factors, this one was fascinating.

Then yeah he goes and drops another one earlier today:

Source

Now there is a running joke on the Archive that the account holder has a habit of enacting this meme except it's less conspiracy theorist more they are an idiot and can/will connect dots others miss.

AND BOY DID THIS THING HAVE DOTS

Now there's a lot to talk about in that grid from the fact it's when the past!team and present!team was still a thing, people you're not expecting to die dying, Douxie never meeting Zoe in Camelot as the prison break never happened....

And a sidetrack please forgive me:

Source for the artwork

Called it! The odds of being wrong on this one were minimal because Gnasha was killed at Killahead, due to AAARRRGGHH was a small jump in logic but oh. Oh that vindication of being right is so sweet.

Ahem.

What will actually concern people will be this story grid actually explains a few pieces of artwork that without it's context made little sense. The first of which is this artwork by Sean Murray which had the very curious title of Morgana's Castle and Morgana's Throne Room respectively. This has never made sense as surely it was the Arcane Order's castle? Unless of course there was a version where it actually wasn't.

Another of Sean Murray's artwork are these Amulets... Which could easily double up for these mysterious seals that are a separate thing, not a box as they came to be. They could also been a design for accessing the things or something else entirely! This has given them a possible reason for being designed in the first place.

Under the Lava Wizard image on artstation, the caption mentions it was an early concept for Morgana's Castle (There again!) while the art says "Lava" wizard tower. The second mentions unused concept for flying castles with none being uploaded for Ice. Clearly at one point they were thought to be floating about before it became just one for the Arcane Order. It's certainly an interesting thought though budget wise the end result was the wisest for certain.

Source for all Sean Murray's artwork above.

Anyway going to go pore over the grid some more now. As a final thought, that floating castle's weird spikey things look suspiciously like those on Morgana's helmet don't they. Aphantasia meant didn't notice prior to having very big bright red dots sitting next to one another to point it out.

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super babies on patrol (at the dog park)

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Talia: beloved, i-

Bruce: did you. or did you not. have sexual intercourse. with my SON.

Talia:

Talia, looking at Jason: you told your father we slept together?!?!

Talia: what is wrong with you!?

Jason, peering over Bruce's shoulder: you know i really feel like this is more about what's wrong with you-

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12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

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12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

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Bruce: We're going to put everything we love in this box.

Jason: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: no

Tim: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Can I-

Bruce: NO YOU MAY NOT PUT DICK IN THE BOX!

Dick: *cries in My Brothers Just Admitted They Love Me*

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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

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Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.