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Matthias: You can’t set all your problems in fire! Cornflower: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

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Mariel: I see great pain in your future. Dandin: You’re going to hit me aren’t you. Mariel: Yep.

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Grumm: How did you make it out? Rose: I’m a lateral thinker. Grumm: Meaning? Rose: I broke a window.

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Ashleg: I’m sorry for what I did earlier. Fortunata: How did you get in here? Ashleg: I’m not here discus your lack of home security. I’m here to apologize.

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Gonff, to Dinny: If you get scared you can always hide behind me. Gonff: I’ll be hiding behind Martin.

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Martin: *stubs his toe* Fuck! Rose: Language! Martin: What am I supposed to say, “woe is I”? Rose: Martin: You have to accept that swearing is necessary sometimes.

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Jess: When do you sleep? Matthias: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to nature.

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Columbine: Ah yes, the four love languages. Columbine, pointing at Martin: My parents never told me they were proud of me. Columbine, pointing at Gonff: Please pay attention to me. Columbine, pointing at Dinny: I’m so fucking tired, please, let me rest for five minutes. Columbine, pointing at Martin: Touch starved. Martin: Hey, why do I get two?!

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Durry: Uh… this seems a tad bit dangerous. Mariel: Naturally, why do you think I insisted on Dandin being here.

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Tansy: I know we technically have permission be doing what we’re doing, but this feels very illegal. Rollo: That’s half the fun of it.

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Bisky: Spingo suspects she might be pregnant and... I'm actually terrified. Do you have any parenting advice for me? Zaran: They smell fear, don't fear them. And whatever you do, don't look them in the eye.

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Dandin: Any other bad ideas? Mariel: Just one!

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Triss: Are you, or are you not an enemy of the people? Scarum: Well, that question is a very broad topic, you know? Kroova: It really depends on the people.

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Mariel: It was my idea, I should be the one to risk my life for this plan. Dandin: No, we can’t lose you! I’ll go instead. Tarquin: Guys, guys, you’re both to valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable, like Durry. Durry: EXCUSE ME-

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Rangval: You disgust me.

Maudie, eating a KitKat sideways: I realize this and do not care.

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Buckler: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Diggs: “I’m not going to sink to their level” I will, coward. Flib: “I’m the bigger person” I’m barely 5 feet tall. Give me the knife, bitch.

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Dippler: I have a bad feeling about this. Song: What do you mean? Dippler: Don’t you get the little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get in trouble. Song: No? Dippler: That explains a lot I guess.