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Gonff: I can’t do that. I’ll embarrass myself. Martin: That hasn’t stopped you before.

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Tsarmina: I think someone's trying to kill me. Fortunata: Tsarmina: Believe it or not, I think there's one or two people out there who, for some unknown reason, don't seem to like me. Fortunata: One or two?

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Tarquin: Just go over to Mariel and tell her you like her. What’s the worst that could happen? Dandin: She could hear me.

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Felldoh: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Brome: Um, make lemonade? Felldoh: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Sometimes I like to poke my PTSD with a stick to see what happens.

Martin, during Legend of Luke

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Song: I don’t wanna get involved in the drama, I just wanna know a hundred and three percent of the information on what happened.

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Matthias: Goodnight, darling Cornflower: smell ya later dude

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Matthias: You can’t set all your problems in fire! Cornflower: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

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Mariel: I see great pain in your future. Dandin: You’re going to hit me aren’t you. Mariel: Yep.

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Grumm: How did you make it out? Rose: I’m a lateral thinker. Grumm: Meaning? Rose: I broke a window.

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Ashleg: I’m sorry for what I did earlier. Fortunata: How did you get in here? Ashleg: I’m not here discus your lack of home security. I’m here to apologize.

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Gonff, to Dinny: If you get scared you can always hide behind me. Gonff: I’ll be hiding behind Martin.

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Martin: *stubs his toe* Fuck! Rose: Language! Martin: What am I supposed to say, “woe is I”? Rose: Martin: You have to accept that swearing is necessary sometimes.

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Jess: When do you sleep? Matthias: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to nature.

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Columbine: Ah yes, the four love languages. Columbine, pointing at Martin: My parents never told me they were proud of me. Columbine, pointing at Gonff: Please pay attention to me. Columbine, pointing at Dinny: I’m so fucking tired, please, let me rest for five minutes. Columbine, pointing at Martin: Touch starved. Martin: Hey, why do I get two?!