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I forgot to check that you replied to my question OML T~T sy would totally be like a widow in those 3…5… years they’re apart should binghe really succeed. And ofc binghe would hold the sheep plushie every night and cry himself to sleep! Although if that did happen I wonder how they’re gonna meet each other again (happy endings bingqiu are a mustttt)

I also have some hallmark brainrot rn I hope you don’t mind the headcanon dump shejsjsj

1) Sy’s meimei have the same passion for film and maybe even musical/producer talent, she creates cute little background music for their videos when they make them in the past xD the film nerd siblings!!!

2) sy takes pictures and brags about Binghe’s food to his meimei and she is SICK OF HEARING “binghe this binghe that” (affectionately)

3) this one is oddly specific but in canon binghe studies in the peak of four arts, he’s very good with words, and a very romantic tortured poet at heart <3 and I think binghe takes up busking to earn a few money at one point by performing songs. I like to think he writes love songs for sy and sings them for his yuan-ge (this is too sappy but it wouldn’t be BINGHE if it wasn’t. Imagine writing something like “Enchanted” by Taylor Swift and shamelessly singing to sy while he hides in his blanket again)

Wait I’m screaming there will be four. FOUR MORE SNEAK PEEKS INTO THEIR LIFE!!! I’m so curious what the next ones will be (do u have a plan if no spoiler then its ok👀)

Haha yeessssss I think the idea of a separation came about because of the Abyss arc in canon! I never really got to thinking about how they would reunite after... but no matter what, happy ending is a must! :D

I love the head canons~~ Especially the ones about Shen-meimei! Film nerd siblings!! :D Unfortunately for meimei, I think hearing her brother complain (brag) about how Binghe is constantly cooking and serenading and doing over-the-top romantic gestures means that she may have some very high standards when it comes to dating...

As for the extras, each one will be spaced out by a year and take place around Christmastime. First one is up already! The rest are all subject to change, but a spoiler-light summary of what I'm working with now is:

Second one is from Liu Mingyan's POV and focuses on navigating the complicated relationship between Bingqiu and Liu Qingge, and also goes more into Shen Yuan's health issues

Third one is from Shang Qinghua's POV and deals with whatever the hell he has going on with Mobei-jun, with Bingqiu making them eat dog food :3

Fourth one is from Binghe's POV :)

Thanks so much for the continued enthusiasm for this story!! <3

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Guys, it got so much freaking worse. KOSA is bad, but SCREEN is even worse, somehow.

"Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries and apply it nationally to the internet.

Any site that has any amount of material "harmful to minors" would be forced to employ surveillance tech (biometric scans, ID uploads, background checks) to prevent minors from accessing "pornography."

You will not be surprised to learn that this is backed by the Heritage Foundation.

Unlike some of the state age-verification laws, many of which are being challenged in court, SC will be enforced by the FTC, which has the ability to levy fines, raid business and freeze bank accounts. Yes, meaning that even non-for-profits like Ao3 will suffer.

This is something for all US users to keep on their radar. Call your reps, call your senators, and spread the word to protect our archive!"

- When talking with Republicans play up the fact that this would force Elon to implement age verification systems on X (yes do call it X during the call). Elon's been threatening to primary Republicans who stand in his way so there's fear of him. Also play up concerns about "Liberals" doxxing people or Chinese hackers.

- When talking with Democrats, play up the connections to Project 2025 and suggest voters will not be happy to see Democrats siding with it.

Republicans:

Ted Cruz, Texas (Chairman) - Phone: (202) 224-5922

John Thune, South Dakota - Phone: (202) 224-2321

Roger Wicker, Mississippi - Phone: (202) 224-6253

Deb Fischer, Nebraska - Phone: (202) 224-6551

Jerry Moran, Kansas - Phone: (202) 224-6521

Dan Sullivan, Alaska - Phone: (202) 224-3004

Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee - Phone: (202) 224-3344

Todd Young, Indiana - Phone: (202) 224-5623

Ted Budd, North Carolina - (202) 224-3154

Eric Schmitt, Missouri - (202) 224-5721

John Curtis, Utah - Phone: (202) 224-5251

Bernie Moreno, Ohio - Phone: 202-224-2315

Tim Sheehy, Montana - Phone: (202) 224-2644

Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia - Phone: (202) 224-6472

Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming - Phone: (202) 224-3424

Democrats:

Maria Cantwell, Washington (Ranking Member) - Phone: (202) 224-3441

Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota - Phone: (202) 224-3244

Brian Schatz, Hawaii - Phone: (202) 224-3934

Ed Markey, Massachusetts - Phone: (202) 224-2742

Gary Peters, Michigan - Phone: (202) 224-6221

Tammy Baldwin, Wisconsin - Phone: (202) 224-5653

Tammy Duckworth, Illinois - Phone: (202) 224-2854

Jacky Rosen, Nevada - Phone: (202) 224-6244

Ben Ray Luján, New Mexico - Phone: (202) 224-6621

John Hickenlooper, Colorado - Phone: (202) 224-5941

John Fetterman, Pennsylvania - Phone: (202) 224-4254

Andy Kim, New Jersey - Phone: (202) 224-4744

Lisa Blunt Rochester, Delaware - Phone: (202) 224-2441

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Hi, my name is [], and I am one of Senator []’s constituents. I live in [city, zip code - leave your full address if leaving a voicemail].

I am calling in regards to a bill that was recently introduced in the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transport: the SCREEN act.

I am asking Senator [] to either take no action or vote against this bill because of its implications for freedom of speech. [insert one of the other concerns listed above]. Thank you for your time and for listening to my concerns.

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we will always get through the bad times

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This is incredibly funny without context

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false guanyin

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Pretty little baby

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some bings

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Majority Qijiu and two stray Binghes

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What’s your blood type? No, your blood type, not your wife type!!

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Hi melli!!

I’m a bit embarrassed to ask but… could I please ringbound your Hallmark au fic? I just love it so much and it’s strictly for personal use only. I wanted to place it like a real book on my shelf :”) if you are uncomfortable with it I won’t do it. Just wanted to ask! Thank you and I loooove all your fics so much!!!

Hello!! Yes that's absolutely fine!! In fact I'd be honored ;,) Thanks sm for asking and for letting me know~ ❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚

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and then he fucks his dog except his dog is actually a piece of his own consciousness that forgot that he was part of him and also by the time they end up fucking he isn't technically a dog anymore because his robot dog body blew up or something so he's actually possessing his twin brother's body so

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Happy Hanguang-June

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more bingqius

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MASSIVE THANK YOU TO PRIM (@primtheamazing) FOR DONATING TO FTH 2025!!!

I’m really happy to be able to work with you on this, so thank you very much!!

Once again big thank you to Prim!!

I absolutely love the prompt you gave me, I literally screamed when I first saw it!!! It was incredibly fun to work on this!!!

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Art dump Number: I don’t even know at this point 😭

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Shen Qingqiu]

"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)

2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen

3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP

4. pregnant napping shizun…..

5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."

"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."

"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."

"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.

Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"