melissentee
melissentee
Welcome to the End times
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30 She/her ♠️ bookworm, haver of interest (I obsess over sometimes), here for the expierience
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melissentee · 2 days ago
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Happy Ace Day! ♠️🩶🤍💜
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melissentee · 4 days ago
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Of course Joanne is an aphobe. Of fucking course. Perfect example of how the hatred of these people will not stop at trans people. Push over that first domino and every other marginalized group downstream will be affected.
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melissentee · 4 days ago
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Happy Ace Day! ♠️🩶🤍💜
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melissentee · 6 days ago
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TO LATE VOX
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melissentee · 11 days ago
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melissentee · 14 days ago
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they're both slaying if you ask me 💅
another scene from chapter 6 of my stolitz fic: Forgot Not To Fall For You
<- previous chapter 6 art
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melissentee · 18 days ago
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HANNIBAL (2013-2015) 1.07 • "Sorbet"
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melissentee · 1 month ago
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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
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melissentee · 1 month ago
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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Colon had always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might to it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't.
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to imagine men in some smokey room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn't then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all. I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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'... it's just a case of watching your back and walloping any bloke in the wrong uniform. But...' Fred Colon's face screwed up in agonized thought, 'well, when you're a copper, well, you dunno the good guys from bad guys without a map, miss, and that's a fact.'
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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'I was just wondering about the meaning of the word shouted at me as we were on our way down here. Would you be so kind?' 'Er... if I...' 'I believe it was... let me see now... oh yes ... towelhead.' The Prince's eyes stayed locked on Vime's face. Vimes was conscious of his own thoughts moving very fast, and they seemed to reach their own decision. We'll explain later, they said. You're too tired for explanations. Right now, with this man, it's oh so much better to be honest... 'It... refers to your headdress,' he said. 'Oh. It is some kind of obscure joke?' Of course he knows, thought Vimes. And he knows I know... 'No. It's an insult,' he said eventually. 'Ah? Well, we certainly cannot be held responsible for the ramblings of idiots, commander.' The Prince flashed a smile. 'I must commend you, incidentally.' 'I'm sorry?' 'For your breadth of knowledge. I must have asked a dozen people that question this morning and, do you know? Not one of them knew what it meant. And they all seemed to have a cough.'
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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'Gentlemen, please,' said the Patrician. He shook his head 'Let's have no fighting, please. This is, after all, a council of war.'
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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Angela Merkel coming out of retirement to shame Friedrich Merz
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melissentee · 2 months ago
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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence
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