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magical/supernatural/fantasy AUs
i’m a demon/angel and i need to possess your body. oh you don’t want me to? well that’s a nice body you have there. it’d be a shame if i GAVE IT CANCER
“what is the ONE thing i asked you NOT to do tonight?” “raise the dead…” “AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “…raised the dead…”
i’m a ghost whisperer and you’re a ghost haunting the house i just moved into
i’m a ghost and i need you to bring my murderer to justice
new witch and their teacher showing them how to use magic
members of rivaling covens
i’m a vampire and i may have just accidentally converted you… awkward…
we’re dating and you’re a vampire but that’s cool how long have you been ali–WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED TO DATE MY GRANDMA
we’re both ghosts trapped in purgatory
we’re vampires and we have to travel around a lot so no one realizes we don’t age
we were in love but you died and i can’t move on so now i’m trying to communicate with you from beyond the grave
i’m a demon possessing your significant other’s body but oh shit i think i may actually like you
you were dying and i’m a vampire/werewolf so i bit you to save your life and now i have to teach you how this works
vampire slayer / vampire
werewolf hunter / werewolf
ghost hunters. bonus points if they have a shitty tv show
you’re my guardian angel
good old fashioned zombie apocalypse
i’m a ghost and i’m trapped in the graveyard and i don’t normally talk to mortals but bro i have to ask wtf are you doing hanging around a graveyard is your life really this sad
i’m a vampire and i’m sedeucing you as my next victim i can’t decide if i want to eat you or fuck you or marry you
i’m a demon and you summoned me so technically i have to do your bidding but i’m still gonna be an asshole
i’m a ghost and you live in my old house and i can’t talk to you directly but i can enter your dreams so hi there how you doing
i’m a vampire and no i’m not gonna turn you into a vampire you fangirl goth idiot
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Farewell Teen Wolf Challenge:
Day 1 & 2 ➟ Favourite Teen Wolf Boys
↪ Scott McCall and Stiles Stilinski.
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—————⇒ [STILES]
Melissa sighed and rubbed her forehead, shaking her head.
“... I don’t- Stiles, just... No. Scott said he was going to be with you for the night. So, you being here and him being gone, leads me to believe there is foul play at work.”
Ms. Mcall
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“Ya know-” Melissa paused to stare at the lanky boy, “normal teenage boys are playing video games or even sleeping; not breaking into other people’s houses, Stiles!”
he pauses long enough to drop his bag near the door and spin on his heels to face her, a frown worrying his features. “i wasn’t breaking in.” stiles rebukes automatically before swallowing. “i have key.”
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—————⇒ [ @solitaryalpha ]
Melissa had pulled a double shift and, quite frankly, she just wanted to go home, maybe eat some left over chinese and just- relax. But of course, pack mother duties were never over.
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—————⇒ [ @anxietyfought ]
“Ya know-” Melissa paused to stare at the lanky boy, “normal teenage boys are playing video games or even sleeping; not breaking into other people’s houses, Stiles!”
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[Out of Gloves];
Hello!
Would anyone like a starter? c:
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PANIC! AT THE DISCO “DEATH OF A BACHELOR” STARTERS
Victorious
“Tonight, we are victorious.” “Let me be your Killer King.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous, and nothing like my punch drunk kiss.” “I know you need it, do you feel it?” “We feel alright.” “I taste like magic.” “Livin’ like a washed up celebrity, shooting up fireworks like it’s the Fourth of July.”
Don’t Threaten me with a Good TIme
“Alright, alright.” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should prob’ly introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore, a cane and a party hat.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “This night is heating up.” “Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time.” “What are these footprints? They don’t look human-like.” “How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool?” “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Hallelujah
“A moment you’ll never remember and a night you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “Say your prayers.” “My life started the day I got caught under the covers with my secondhand lovers.” “In a state of emergency, who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.”
Emperor’s New Clothes
“Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch and watch them run.”
Death of a Bachelor
“Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “I’m playing hooky.” “I’m walking the long road.” “How could I ask for more?” “Lifetime of laughter, at the expense of a death of a bachelor.” “Alone at a table for two and I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”
Crazy = Genius
“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you just disappear.” “She said you’re just like Mike Love.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “I’m a rocket scientist.” “Darlin’ you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change when you stuff all your feelings with drugs.” “But you’re never gonna learn.”
LA Devotee
“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms from weeping your name.” “Just another LA devotee.”
Golden Days
“I found a pile of polaroids in the crates of a record shop.” “He was something debonair in 1979 and she had Farah Fawcett hair.” “All the mem’ries we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain.” “I swear that I’ll always paint you.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “I bet they never even thought about the glitter dancing on the skin.” “Time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away.” “Right now, our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away.”
The Good, the Bad and the Dirty
“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True all the good girls act so good, ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn.” “Hey holy roller.” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “If ya wanna make it through the night, you better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to trade the ones you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways these things can go: good or bad.” “How was I supposed to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges?” “I got the final judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long.” “I forgot what you feel like.” “I’m gonna keep getting underneath you.” “All our friends want us to fall in love.”
House of Memories
“If you’re a lover, you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “Heart to heart and eyes to eyes, is this taboo?” “We built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “When your fantasies become your legacy, promise me a place in your house of memories.” “I think of you from time to time.” “I was a fool.” “Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe that you’d never wrong me.” “Remember me in the same way I remember you.”
Impossible Year
“There’s no sunshine this impossible year.” “There’s no good times this impossible year.” “All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere.” “There’s no you and me this impossible year.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”
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