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Lately a lotta gen x and boomers have told me they used to dress just like me in the 80s and 90s and that warms my vintage enthusiastic heart

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I love swimming but I miss Halloween

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I keep thinking about how hard it was for the hairdresser to brush my curls and feeling like that one scene in princess diaries

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Why are psychic videos so weirdly titled?? Like “you are in the sacred womb of greatness” what does that mean dawg???

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Nope just coocoo for coco puffs

r u rel?

are you on drugs? If so here's my gift

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I hate when people get chased off the internet after a random person lies about them for attention

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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I would say Metallica saved my life but also I would argue that there are moments where James makes me want to lay in a busy highway

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Sorry Renfield but this is the look of a man who is 100% having homoerotic thoughts about Him there's photographic evidence

WHE RE DID YOU GET T T HIS PICTU RE??????

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What is wrong with a little pity, dear Renfield? Are we not allowed to pity you for what the doctor puts you through? Not allowed to pity your forced silence for your Master? No pity for the man who is considered mad, but are you really?

You're lucky that you're not at the asylum. If you did visit, I'd do something that would warrant me a long stay in a padded room.

Pity. Pity!!? You think I need your- want your pity??!!

I am in the graces of God!! I know things that fools like you are too opinionated to comprehend! You must think of yourself so highly if you've deluded yourself into believing that I require any pity from you.

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Why did a million different things just happen to me? Like why am I going through everything all at once?

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me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

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Cunning stuns more like cunting stuns

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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