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I woke up like this. Then I added sunglasses and ten filters. Btw- we all know Beyoncé doesn't wake up like "this" without a little help too. #honesty #Iwokeuplikethis #LATimes #LosAngeles #photography

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"Why Girls Spend So Long in The Restroom, part 1." Courtesy of the W hotel in #Hollywood, who had no idea we were filming this. Not sure why we always get the urge to "borrow" things when we are together, but she's the birthday girl, so.... with @danamayy #models #modelbehavior #love #selfie #wegaveupontheselfie

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Yup, that's why the koi fish are still here in this pond. Teaching lessons in #SantaBarbara, incorrectly. The Koi legend is partially true too, in theory. #love #animals #koi #lucky #fish #water #ocean

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Don't go to jail. DUI #checkpoint lower State Street. I don't know why I had to whisper that. #SantaBarbara #uber #besafe #DUI #police

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Rumor has it .... #santabarbara #memorialday #fun #comedy #badcompany #LAmodels #funny

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My job today: Play on the beach with pretty people, and cozy up with @raihan_b . Life is good. #selfie #models #beach #love #nofilter #photoshoot

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Sine Qua Non is how I feel about the Freedom of Speech and to me, #comedy is the Freedom of Speech. #freedomofspeech #lastclearfreedom #attheforefront #standup #comedy

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#nofilter "I FEAR NOTHING!!!" except sobriety, and disappointing my family, and #aliens, and an angry mob... #standup #stagetime #love #comedy #lamodels

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Excuse me, I'm looking for Fill-up Drummand? He said he found his calling in the 80's and could only find the 80's in #Venice. #rockitout #drumsolo #dontcomeneartheseonmushrooms #yourheartwillexplode

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#CreditScore part II, and he's still not listening to anything I say. #family #goodmorning #love

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#tbt to one of the funniest movies starring some of the funniest people of all time. #funny #comedy #thetoy #genius #love #rainydaythursday

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What is your credit score? I could have said "BANK." Most men don't listen to my responses anyway. It always amuses me. 📃💛💙💜💚❤️ #family #PhillyGodfather #Philly #love #goodmorning

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Mussolini always seems to bring out the truth in #Italians. #mussolini #godfathers #plans #gambling #vegas #foolproof #love #shortfilms

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Bad influences all around me. #italians #italianpride #comedy #love #stagetime #standup

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Es #mariachi time in #Venice. #CaboWaboTequila #LAModels #Love #CincodeMayo

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#HillaryClinton is running for president. #comedy #standup #funny

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Come see me rock the mic right at The Gaslamp in #LongBeach. Get there now and be happy. #comedy #standup #love #nofilter