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i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going
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this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
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Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?
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excuse me officer i would like to report a murder
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the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.
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not to be a monsterfucker but this sphinx is…..kinda sexy
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People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.
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You CANNOT serve from an empty vessel but go off I guess
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Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?
How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??
Fucking fascinating
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