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eblast #2.

SPOTTED: The return of a true Upper East Side Titan, and the beginning of an unexpected romance.

I, for one, gave up hope long ago that Kami Kaplan would return to the states. I can only assumed her move back to the city was brought on by the arrival of yours truly, of course. Our once favorite Firestarter has exchanged her matches for political allies, truly turning a new leaf. You all saw the Instagram post -- Nalin Renaud and Kami Kaplan are in a relationship. Maybe it's love, maybe it's a large paycheck; Either way, Kami must have turned a new leaf to gain the trust of the Renaud family -- They don't give their Cash Cow to just anyone.

Not everyone has been bit by the relationship bug -- While he may have been seen leaving with Brie Barlow after the Kiss on the Lips party, my sources confirm that Gabe Miller was seen looking particularly disheveled leaving a dive bar bathroom with a random. I've always preferred members only clubs -- But I suppose that isn't quite everyone's scene. Spotted in the same evening was none other than Colette Arsine, as beautiful and blaise as ever. It seems she's wasted no time after her return from the Maldives, seen with Gabe Miller, Brie Barlow, and Nova Watson all within the same week. Getting your drama directly from the source does have it's benefits. She's got a bit of catching up to do, after all.

Speaking of directly going to the source, I received a tip from a certain Q Magazine receptionist that Elliott Jonsson was seen arriving at the office after hours. Something tells me this was all pleasure, not business. Careful, Brie -- You of all people know Elliott will happily make a run for it wherever you're involved. He didn't go far, though -- He was spotted in the midst of something of a power struggle with Gabe Miller while at brunch at the Aubrey. Noticeably, sans a certain blonde. My sources say the tension was palpable between the two, but I don't understand why -- They have so much in common these days! Social circles, stomping grounds, who they take to bed.

However, the two pale in comparison to the stand off seen at La Bernardin between Indiya Du Pont and Brie Barlow. I've missed the team up's between these two, but I think I like to watch them fight even more. One nosy patron let me know the two were feuding over yours truly, spilling a few secrets before their bestie even knew. It's always such a shame to see two Queen Bees in a cold war, but I certainly love being the cause of it. Want more to discuss, ladies? Indiya was seen with Nova Watson, notable Outsider and Ex of Gabe Miller, hoping to get the two to rekindle their love. Something tells me this will end as well as Stevie Nicks and Mick Fleetwood.

Vienna Miller, ever elusive and calculated, was seen arriving at the Plaza hotel this last week -- Acting as if she owns the place, of course. While most wouldn't bat an eye to see the brunette among the sea of hotel guests, I heard something quite interesting: Elliott has been staying at the Plaza, ever since he touched down at JFK. An interesting coincidence, no? These two just can't stop these secret rendezvous. I wonder what Brie has to say about that.

You know you love me.

XOXO, Gossip Girl.

[mehqgossipgirl]

eblast #1.

SPOTTED: One of my favorite times of the year -- Kiss on the Lips.

Apparently, the Ghost of Fiance's Past couldn't resist the party, either. While I'm certainly happy to see Elliott Jonsson's return to the land of the living, I know my sentiment isn't shared by all. As a true gentleman, his first stop post-JFK was to seek out Miss Left at the Altar 2022, Brie Barlow. Public humiliation seems to be a turn on for these two. Most would have expected a tight lipped reunion and a quiet threat of annihilation -- Brie's welcome home gift to Elliott was a red mark across her ex's cheek, curtesy of her palm. Romantic!

The night doesn't end there for our fallen prince just yet -- My sources confirmed that after being all but physically tossed out on his ass by security, Elliott was spotted trying to reconnect with yet another Park Ave Princess -- Vienna Miller. The latter has come quite a ways from who she was last time I wrote about her, but do I sense there's something more to this "reunion"? Meeting your best friend's ex in the dark isn't exactly Girl Code.

But then again, neither is taking home your best friend's brother, either. Now I, for one, hadn't expected Brie's next conquest to be Gabe Miller, front man of the Midnight Mystics -- After their brief fling over the holidays, I assumed this was merely a lapse in judgment. Regardless, the musician was spotted making his way into Brie's town car soon after her. It's good to know Gabe still has time for groupies. I suppose if you're going to choose which one of your ex's to go home with -- Go for the one who already has a hotel room.

Speaking of exes, Nova Watson made an appearance -- And as always, let us know just how small her bank account is. While I can commend her Faux Fendi Replica, a knock off is still a knock off. Unfortunately, with Colette Arsine choosing the Maldives over Dumbo, Nova was left without anyone to fight her battles for her. My sources report she held her own while verballing sparing against Celebutauntes and Instagram Girl Wannabes -- One would almost think she was born and raised on the Upper East Side. She keeps showing up there, after all, despite claiming to wear the Outsider badge with pride.

Thankfully, our Ivy League Empress traded Yacht Clubs for Galas at the MET -- Indiya Du Pont has returned to her roots, not missing a beat in verbally eviscerating any one who ends up in her line of fire. I suppose some things never change. I can't wait to see what devastation she causes next.

Perhaps the Psuedo-Kennedy, Nalin Renaud? She's played political peacemaker for far too long -- It's the only reason I can find for her not causing a scene after having a drink poured on her. Maybe Gabe is more like the rest of us than I anticipated. Maybe Nalin has lost her edge. Her family may want a her to be the next Hillary, everyone knows politics are rife with one thing: Scandal. It's only a matter of time before she follows in the foot steps of our Role Model -- And Nalin's former best friend, as reported by my sources -- Daisy Chakrii. She may be on her best behavior after this latest stint in rehab, but we all know it's only a matter of time before TMZ posts a video of her dancing on stage at Victrola. I'll be front row.

You know you love me.

XOXO, Gossip Girl.