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I’ve officially moved over to discord. Find me there if you want to rp. Even if we have never RPed before! I’m super easygoing when it comes to rp and plots and things! And on discord I take WAY LESS TIME TO RESPOND THAN USUAL. So, I’ll be over there!

ThisHuman#1380

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Meet “the-jocks” A new Indie RP: 

Aspen Ayers The Soccer Star FC: Cara Delevingne Beau Ayers The Tight End FC: Ross Lynch Phineas Adams The Diver FC: Tom Holland Alexis Weatherby The Cheerleader FC: Emma Watson

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Signing off this blog.

Find me at @1fortheshow or @captainroleplay

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OOC PLEASE READ:

This may come as a surprise to some of you.. But indie RP is not my thing. I usually come into it when I’m in a not so great place and then manage to get myself back out of it. The characters I’ve built and interacted with this time are so much fun, but I can’t do this, my muse is few and far between. I just need to go back to my rpg hole where i feel safe and i understand what’s going on. I’m sorry for the threads that I am dropping because of this. I’ll stick around for a little while on the off chance anyone wants to message me or suggest an RPG for me to join.

GOODBYE BEAUTIFUL HUMANS.

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@adauntlessangel​

“Because you’re a piece of shit who was a wife!” Scarlette seethed, and it made her even more uncomfortable that he didn’t know what happened either. The brunette held the covers tightly in her fist though she dropped them as he sat up. He took her by surprise and she narrowed her eyes at him. “You are!” She pointed to his hand though she rolled her eyes and shook her head. “No, I’m not. This..” She waved her hand around, uncertainty clear in her gaze. “I don’t know where this came from.” She admitted. “No, you’re not. Clearly you’re a fucking cheating piece of shit. You know what? I’m going to call your wife and tell her what you did!” God..they were all the same, weren’t they? She grabbed his jeans off the floor and reached for his phone. Though when she tapped it and was greeted with the lock screen image she shrieked and threw it at him. Why the fuck was there a picture of them kissing and her in that stupid veil? “What the hell is that?!” She pointed to his phone. “Oh god, don’t tell me you’re some weird kinkster who gets off on role-play or something..god..” Scarlette searched the room for her panties…but she sadly found them shredded. “Great.” Looking back to him on the bed, it was clear she was pissed, confused, hungover, and well, upset. “I want you to delete that photo and any videos you took of us last night. Now!” She demanded..god if this got to the press..they’d have a field day with her. Funny how she went from being worried about a wife to herself in a matter of seconds..she really was cold sometimes. 

“I don’t have a wife?” Mack was confused and slowly moved to sit up on the bed. The covers draped over his legs and lap. He looked down at his own hand. "Oh god." His eyes were wide. "Where the fuck did this come from?" Mack was confused and the pounding in his head wasn't helping the situation. "Can you please just calm down for a second so we can talk about this." He motioned between the two of them, "Whatever this is." Mack shuffled himself off of the bed when she threw the phone in his direction. He'd barely stood up and dropped the blanket he'd been covering himself with in the process. "What the hell?" Mack blinked a few times, thinking his tired eyes might be deceiving him. "What? I'm not into roleplay? That's fucking weird." Mack dropped the phone onto the nightstand and rummages for his boxers or something to cover himself. He had no idea how he ended up here, or that ring ended up on his finger. This was supposed to just be a fun little getaway for his brother's bachelor party and now this. "I can promise you, I'm not married." Mack's face went white as he stood up and looked at her. "Shit. You don't think we..." He swallowed hard feeling like he might puke.

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Breccan rolled his eyes as he slumped down to the floor. "You're being over dramatic."

now we’re stranded

         ‘’ —— Being stuck with YOU is my worst nightmare coming true.‘’                                (for @mehmuses, a random starter for liking my permanent starter call)

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me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends

me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint

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Genuinely Sorry for being a shitty roleplayer. Especially because my excuses mostly amount to this:

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ooc: merp. that date was awful. yesterday in general was awful. might be on tonight. idk.

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Favorite Movies : The Proposal

↳“Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn’t realize any of this, until I was standing alone… in a barn… wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I’d like to date you.”

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Ooc: going on my first date in 7 years tonight with a guy I've never met in person.

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TFLN Sentence Meme

[TEXT] I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...

[TEXT] You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....

[TEXT] You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

[TEXT] Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.

[TEXT] the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

[TEXT] You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

[TEXT] Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.

[TEXT] I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.

[TEXT] He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

[TEXT] you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.

[TEXT] Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.

[TEXT] You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.

[TEXT] She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts.

[TEXT] I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?

[TEXT] And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.

[TEXT] That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you

[TEXT] We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

[TEXT] I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw

[TEXT] I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY

[TEXT] Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?

[TEXT] What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?

[TEXT] Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.

[TEXT] Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?

[TEXT] You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.

[TEXT] I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

[TEXT] I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.

[TEXT] He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.

[TEXT] I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.

[TEXT] Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?

[TEXT] I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his

[TEXT] Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?

[TEXT] What wine goes with Cap’n Crunch?

[TEXT] So much tequila, so little girl.

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