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THE DYING ICON OF THE T.V. CHEF
The Release of “Biryani, Bite and Back Ache”, a cheeky melody of recipes drawn from East to West! a sensation of taste bus, fusion and of course gentle simmer!
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RATTIS RATTIS
Poem by Lettice Gatacre and Chloee Maugile
LIVE MUSIC
Two characters performing several scenes of a dialogue
First scene (on screen projected)
In a funeral parlor,
Lost ashes slightly humorous
Wrong appointment have the body
The wrong body that later turns into the right body which is petey.
Second scene
(Someone else)
Old person’s (brother?)
Funeral
Weird ceremony
Back up actors
Third scene
Fish and chip shop,
table middle of the room light above it, new couple?
Sally and John- mundane, bland characters, fairly sweet NICE
Fish and chip shop (real time)
Sadistic fish and chip shop
Circle of battered fish hanging from hooks, above table where sally and Johnny sit eating their fish and chips
Lights swings above head casting shadow of lumps of battered fish and there faces
light cuts in and out, in blackness grease is poured down battered fish to rain down on sally and Johnny (think about smell of fish and chip shop)
Johnny and sally date night, once a month, recommended by one of sally co workers, normally just go to the pub for pie and mash but sally wants a change- she's getting fed up and fat with Johnny
Johnny and sally- plumb, ripe, supple, mid thirties couple - married for three years
Sally
Sarcastic fringe head Complacent with Johnny, with her job as a small town sectary for a unknown solicitors firm dealing with small claims
-Frumpy, slight sarcastic, always slightly red in the face, picked the first man who cared to look at her once, never had any attention, wants a baby, time is running out johns never made her orgasm
Johnny
Plump, greying gelled hair, sweaty, always mopping his brow and checking his watch
Hates his job, hates his wife, still in love with his ex- Claire who ran away with his younger better looking brother Jez, who now lives in Australia as a healthy living life coach with one kid
Pete (parasite) can latch onto any character at any time,
Scene begins-
Both eating not talking, sally eating more aggressively- johnny slumped in the chair slowly sips his beer (can hear beer crinkerling, and johnny sipping and gulging aaah) looking at sally eating, the sight is making him lose his appeiate and become increasingly aggregated and sickened, continues through out to readjust his hair with the dripping grease and reshuffle his belt- goes on for a few minutes - possible background noise of the quiet hum of the fish and chip shop
Lights go off- lights turn back on Pete is hanging over johns shoulder (pete is his internal voice)
Pete in johnnys ear- why do you feel so replaced today, its the same women johnny the same women you married. mother loves sally. you love sallys mother, it what you think about when you fuck johnny i know. look at sally she's made the effort she's wearing that new dress, bulging but the side scoffing her fish and chips.
Sally
Hows your dinner?
Johnny-
yeah, alright love, you look like your enjoying yours
pete- nice and plump nice and ripe when will she be ready for the picking, she knows nothing of when you cum thinking of her mothers contoured face
you wanted to go to the pub didn't you Johnny, and now your here in this god forsaken fish and chip, all you wanted Johnny was pie and mash round the pub…. pause (Pete thinks to himself) … well actually you could have probably got pie and mash from ere.. but NO you wanted to please sally just this once. 1 night once a month I guess u can giver her that !! its you and me baby.
Aren't you hungry Johnny?
Sally- how was your day love? Did you hear back from Simon about that promotion?
J- no love still waiting to hear back
S- (mumbles under breath) were always waiting
J-what was that love?
S-oh nothing don't mind me just thinking about the food haha you know me i love my food
(both chuckle awkwardly)
S-you know Claire recommended this place, i think its proper lush don't you think?
J-(said with resentment) yeah its grand
S- Claire and Ryan you know there just so cultured, you know claire don't you love, my coworker in IT, she's great. Her and Ryan eat her three times a week, its proper sit down little meal, claire says it make her relationship strong, you know what that means love, you know what that could do for us
Slight pause gazes off to think of Claire and the future.
S- so you know Claire said I might be up for a promotion?
J- oh ye
S-yeah I would be sharing an office with Gary then, you know Gary love? He's head of management (for company). You met him at the Christmas party last month he was telling this terrifically hilarious story of his trip to the Bahamas, you do remember love…
S- Gary says I could have the capabilities oh head of management, can you believe that love me and Gary co- head of management.. love?
Pete- garryyy harry garry, he suchHHH great guy.. Pause.. you do know your wife sally is fucking him don't you, well of course you do. you don't even care do you Johnny. i mean if thats what she wants the plump old cow. at least garystops you having to fuck her more than once a month. maybe gary will get her pregnant. and she will finally leave you.
S-love? you don't seem to be enjoying your food its gunna get cold
(COULD WE BATTER SALLY, video)
maybe- pete could be tying sally and johnny together like the king rat -
scene where paul is cradling pete in his arms
paul has killed pete, paul just talking in his head, pete stored away in his attic
paul killed pete couldn't be pete
both seedy characters low key slightly pathetic gangsters, petty crime, tax evasion
paul loves pete, never express physicality
pete never really there always dead from start
moments of realisation then snap back into doing his actions of murder
he kill more than one person / killing or trying to strangle him self
knaring on himself
rats gnaring on the bones
picking and gnaring on skin, bones, people, conversation.
out of cleaning, never satisfied.
the body of a bird would remain.
the body of the rat remained.
debris.
paul cant let him go. paul is angry at petey, angry that he cant let him go.
the Ratking. blood, feces or dirt.
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Poem by Lettice Gatacre and Chloee Maugile
LIVE MUSIC
Two characters performing several scenes of a dialogue
First scene (on screen projected)
In a funeral parlor,
Lost ashes slightly humorous
Wrong appointment have the body
The wrong body that later turns into the right body which is petey.
Second scene
(Someone else)
Old person’s (brother?)
Funeral
Weird ceremony
Back up actors
Third scene
Fish and chip shop,
table middle of the room light above it, new couple?
Sally and John- mundane, bland characters, fairly sweet NICE
Fish and chip shop (real time)
Sadistic fish and chip shop
Circle of battered fish hanging from hooks, above table where sally and Johnny sit eating their fish and chips
Lights swings above head casting shadow of lumps of battered fish and there faces
light cuts in and out, in blackness grease is poured down battered fish to rain down on sally and Johnny (think about smell of fish and chip shop)
Johnny and sally date night, once a month, recommended by one of sally co workers, normally just go to the pub for pie and mash but sally wants a change- she’s getting fed up and fat with Johnny
Johnny and sally- plumb, ripe, supple, mid thirties couple - married for three years
Sally
Sarcastic fringe head Complacent with Johnny, with her job as a small town sectary for a unknown solicitors firm dealing with small claims
-Frumpy, slight sarcastic, always slightly red in the face, picked the first man who cared to look at her once, never had any attention, wants a baby, time is running out johns never made her orgasm
Johnny
Plump, greying gelled hair, sweaty, always mopping his brow and checking his watch
Hates his job, hates his wife, still in love with his ex- Claire who ran away with his younger better looking brother Jez, who now lives in Australia as a healthy living life coach with one kid
Pete (parasite) can latch onto any character at any time,
Scene begins-
Both eating not talking, sally eating more aggressively- johnny slumped in the chair slowly sips his beer (can hear beer crinkerling, and johnny sipping and gulging aaah) looking at sally eating, the sight is making him lose his appeiate and become increasingly aggregated and sickened, continues through out to readjust his hair with the dripping grease and reshuffle his belt- goes on for a few minutes - possible background noise of the quiet hum of the fish and chip shop
Lights go off- lights turn back on Pete is hanging over johns shoulder (pete is his internal voice)
Pete in johnnys ear- why do you feel so replaced today, its the same women johnny the same women you married. mother loves sally. you love sallys mother, it what you think about when you fuck johnny i know. look at sally she’s made the effort she’s wearing that new dress, bulging but the side scoffing her fish and chips.
Sally
Hows your dinner?
Johnny-
yeah, alright love, you look like your enjoying yours
pete- nice and plump nice and ripe when will she be ready for the picking, she knows nothing of when you cum thinking of her mothers contoured face
you wanted to go to the pub didn’t you Johnny, and now your here in this god forsaken fish and chip, all you wanted Johnny was pie and mash round the pub…. pause (Pete thinks to himself) … well actually you could have probably got pie and mash from ere.. but NO you wanted to please sally just this once. 1 night once a month I guess u can giver her that !! its you and me baby.
Aren’t you hungry Johnny?
Sally- how was your day love? Did you hear back from Simon about that promotion?
J- no love still waiting to hear back
S- (mumbles under breath) were always waiting
J-what was that love?
S-oh nothing don’t mind me just thinking about the food haha you know me i love my food
(both chuckle awkwardly)
S-you know Claire recommended this place, i think its proper lush don’t you think?
J-(said with resentment) yeah its grand
S- Claire and Ryan you know there just so cultured, you know claire don’t you love, my coworker in IT, she’s great. Her and Ryan eat her three times a week, its proper sit down little meal, claire says it make her relationship strong, you know what that means love, you know what that could do for us
Slight pause gazes off to think of Claire and the future.
S- so you know Claire said I might be up for a promotion?
J- oh ye
S-yeah I would be sharing an office with Gary then, you know Gary love? He’s head of management (for company). You met him at the Christmas party last month he was telling this terrifically hilarious story of his trip to the Bahamas, you do remember love…
S- Gary says I could have the capabilities oh head of management, can you believe that love me and Gary co- head of management.. love?
Pete- garryyy harry garry, he suchHHH great guy.. Pause.. you do know your wife sally is fucking him don’t you, well of course you do. you don’t even care do you Johnny. i mean if thats what she wants the plump old cow. at least garystops you having to fuck her more than once a month. maybe gary will get her pregnant. and she will finally leave you.
S-love? you don’t seem to be enjoying your food its gunna get cold
(COULD WE BATTER SALLY, video)
maybe- pete could be tying sally and johnny together like the king rat -
scene where paul is cradling pete in his arms
paul has killed pete, paul just talking in his head, pete stored away in his attic
paul killed pete couldn’t be pete
both seedy characters low key slightly pathetic gangsters, petty crime, tax evasion
paul loves pete, never express physicality
pete never really there always dead from start
moments of realisation then snap back into doing his actions of murder
he kill more than one person / killing or trying to strangle him self
knaring on himself
rats gnaring on the bones
picking and gnaring on skin, bones, people, conversation.
out of cleaning, never satisfied.
the body of a bird would remain.
the body of the rat remained.
debris.
paul cant let him go. paul is angry at petey, angry that he cant let him go.
the Ratking. blood, feces or dirt.
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Adam describing the first time he met Brian and where and what it was like when they met.
Adam: I don’t know, it hard to even talk about it…
I was blown away by him. Absolutely bestowed. (Speaks with hands)
He was like some sort of Gods tasteful gift. Completely tasteful.
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