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I am loyal and faithful, mongrels.

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All you mongrels be like...

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And then we’ll play house. And maybe even play doctor.

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My thoughts exactly.

Deleted Scene from Episode 2

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I find it disgusting that some mongrels called me “garbage”, “useless”, “trash”, and other names that should pertain to them in Fate/Grand Order, but when the animation in my Noble Phantasm sequence changed and I got that Noble Phantasm upgrade, they have begun praising me and some of them have even gone mad and spent money trying to get me in the gacha. The nerve!

I only allowed myself to be summoned by repentant mongrels. If you didn’t get me, then you’re not sorry enough. Prostrate yourself before me and lick the ground I walk on, mongrel! Then perhaps the next time I become available in the gacha, I may allow myself to be summoned by the likes you.

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Stop scrolling and take a moment to appreciate my glorious body, mongrels.

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I thought of redoing my marriage proposal, so I did my research and found this.

Tokiomi, find the mongrel who made this and give him/her a gold bar!

Cool Ways to Propose

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You don’t understand, mongrels. This is how kings propose in Uruk. Really.

Enkidu: ....no, that’s not-- Gilgamesh: Yes. >:| Enkidu: *shakes head* :-/

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If I need to fly, perhaps I’ll buy a private plane.

Tokiomi! You know what to do!

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Well then, I may have to eliminate the pest before it learns to fight back.

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I wanted to ask her to take a photo with me.

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I will never ever, ever, ever ask help from a mongrel. Hmph! >:’(

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Now you know, mongrels.

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Tokiomi, give @christine27choi a gold bar!

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Admin’s message: This is awesome! :’D <3

(To celebrate the recent return of the king) 

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(colors and design borrowed from this post) http://meangilgamesh.tumblr.com/post/143537915967/shes-a-wonderful-queen-she-never-yells-at-anyone

[meangilgamesh]

I’m only two-thirds god.

My mother is the goddess, Ninsun.

Google is your friend if you want to learn more about her.

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I do not wish to fight Saber. Rather, I’d take her as my queen. >:3

And I should have created a level 5 where Tokiomi should be. That way, he’d be lower than scum. Hmm... I should have just scrapped level 4 because mongrels aren’t worthy of being my equal ever.

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No other woman but Arturia, mongrels.