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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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THE RATIO HERE IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOOO
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“your my best friend, now i’ve got no one to tell i’ve lost my best friend.”
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Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.
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(s)he makes me really laugh like genuinely laugh oH WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD *POLICE SIRENS IN THE BACKGROUND* *CRASH* *BOOM* AUGHHHH *BUILDING COLLAPSES*
pamper me to hell and back by hera lindsay bird / @ /bipdf / @/ manincaffeine / close to you by gracie abrams / love will find a way, by alivia horsley / @/tacobort on twt / fallingforyou by the 1975 / alfonsina storni / pinterest
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Cat Nouveau: The Mighty Orange On The Tree
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
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laughing at memes about the assassination attempt while feeling a deep deep dread so profound that my stomach hurts. thats the american way ig
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at the start of the pandemic my friends and i kept sincerely going “at least people are being funny online” [nodding] “people are simply being so funny online” to each other in sombre tones over and over and over .and you know what. people are still being so fucking funny online
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SO NOW WHERE DO THEY STAND ON GUN CONTROL???????
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some doctor out there has a chance to do the funniest case of medical malpractice yet
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