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kenny: man's going through it ig kenny: idk do u want a beer or smth? kenny: just venmo me $35, i'll bring u one / @astralfms

julian: lmfaoooooo julian: yo thats wiiiilddddddd julian: who is julian .... lmfao @loversfms

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kenny: [ one image attached ] kenny: so... she was dating jules AND boiled chicken breast??? kenny: and you thought she'd forgiven you for the winter festivities kenny: karma is crazy / @astralfms

julian: i know!!! back off!!!!

julian: BRUH 💀💀💀

julian: my friend milo owns a record store in mango bay ...

julian: someone needs to tell me what the fuck is going on im about to call teddy @loversfms

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kenny: idt he knows how to write kenny: would you be interested in a paw print instead? kenny: he's good at those, with mud kenny: how long do you even need to get ready we're just going on a walk????????

nell: look !!! at !!! him !!! nell: a superstar nell: when do i get an autograph ? i'll pay with my life nell: he better be !!!!! nell: bet , have to get ready rn so i look my best for him

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agata: okay, chill agata: lmk if u find out you do agata: eh, small thing, you can do it alone agata: okay let's say you have an identical twin..... zek agata: and zek gets married to... zara who also has an identical twin.... zora and you end up marrying zora agata: if you have a child with zora and zek has one with zara, your childrens' dnas will appoint to them being siblings, not cousins

zak: pfft zak: i was not. zak: do i have a twin i don't know about ? callin my uncle rn zak: uh , let's say ... burglary zak: this is too much for my brain to handle. explain that again.

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kenny: the one in mango bay? kenny: don't know the guy but i've seen him there kenny: looks like the human version of a boiled chicken breast kenny: why, what's he gotta do w teddy? / @astralfms

julian: don't worry what she looks like wtf julian: [ thumbs down on the ig link ] julian: what the fuck do u mean u don't know why ur there????? julian: where is there???? @loversfms

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Aaron Pierre photographed by Renell Medrano for Bumble

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agata: sounds like you were looking it up

agata: do you have a twin i didn't know about?

agata: are you planning on framing them for a crime you committed?

agata: what was the crime? i can help depending on motive

agata: if your hypothetical twin married a woman who's also an identical twin and you married that woman's twin, yours and their kids would genetically be siblings, not cousins

zak: it's a real disaster zak: uh zak: it came up on my social media... i can't remember why zak: and would i be stupid enough to tell you?

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agata: sure you do agata: remind me again which one of us has a phd and gets to be on tv every day agata: then why are you dying to be in it????????

julian: fuck you i do skincare i know exfoliating!!!! julian: says the one """predicting the weather"""" julian: your segment isn't even that good anyways 🙄

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agata: great!!!!!! real girly plans agata: could you? agata: like, no jokes? agata: because i don't buy that this was deserved when he keeps fucking up at work agata: something really is up

georgia: of course you can come georgia: I don't want to have all the fun alone georgia: you know who else is good at blackmail? georgia: me georgia: I could find out for you georgia: after we slash his tyres, obviously

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vivi: i think we've all broken one heart without knowing vivi: i bet there's someone out there who has the biggest crush on you and you have no idea vivi: okay, because i would take a three hour long scalp massage vivi: no, i understand that completely vivi: and you can always donate if you end up with too many clothes vivi: it took a while to adapt at first but it's doing great now, you should come by this weekend

noa: something like that. if i ever have broken one, it's been completely unintentional. noa: me either ! let's go full out, treat ourselves head-to-toe noa: hmm... i'd like to say just a few, but shopping is the one area of my life where i lack control, and i am not mad about it noa: why deny myself the pleasure of multiple new outfits ? noa: tell me though, how's the restaurant ? from what i hear, it's rightfully the place to dine right now

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vivi: oh, don't worry, i'd never vivi: i'm kind of obsessed with my hair if i'm being honest so that would never happen vivi: okay, i'm making ginger tea then and let you know if it works vivi: pray for me

marley: I am begging you not to pull your hair out marley: I would hope not!! marley: he used to drink ginger ale, but I feel like tea would work the same? marley: you can get them in capsules too, I think

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vivi: don't be, i'd do it if it were socially acceptable vivi: don't give me too much credit vivi: [ one image attached ]

letty: damn now i'm embarrassed for suggesting it.... letty: you inspire me, really letty: fit pics though???

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basti: no :) basti: okay, busy doing what? basti: sounds like a lie idk

gigi  :    i should've just left you on read ... gigi  :    don't you have other friends that you can bother? i'm busy. gigi  :    means no, i don't have two hours to spare.

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kenny: [ one image attached ] kenny: this face? yes, it's manipulative kenny: the second you look away he's zooming around kenny: unfortunately i too fall for it so he *is* getting all the pets and kisses kenny: 5pm at ray harbor park

nell: of course he did !!! nell: do you see that lil cute face of his ? he deserves all the pets and kisses nell: you better be giving him all the pets and kisses! nell: name the time and place, and i'll be there ready. nell: could do with that pick me up today :))

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kenny: i couldn't, i'd be sending pictures of it and ruining the surprise kenny: what do you wanna do tonight bb? kenny: can you bang on his nose until he pays up??? kenny: closed fist, full force kenny:[ one image attached ] kenny: do you now???

mila  :    you could've delivered it after work, you know i'd wait for you 🥺 mila  :    yes i will!!!! about to lose my mind because i miss you so bad 😭💗 mila  :    okay all the more reason you should come over here. if you need my help i can bang on his door until he pays up mila  :    and so do you hehe 🥰🥰 mila  :    always head empty, only thoughts of my baby

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kenny: bet, we'll have it in 10 kenny: when i'm at ur door 😊

julian: you seem upset and i don't really have the space to hold for that right now julian: let's try this convo again later :)

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kenny: any of em cinnamon brown?? that dark ginger kenny: would look good on u kenny: unless your outfit doesn't go with it kenny: definitely lunch

femi: no i'll bring it but i'm bringing options because i can't pick and i might've went wild in the beauty supply a few weeks back femi: lunch ? or no ?