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Minyoung Kim (Korean, born 1989) Sudden Salami, 2023

Acylic on canvas 39 2/5 x 39 2/5 in (100 x 100 cm)

Private collection

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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

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Clive Hicks-Jenkins (Welsh, 1951) - The Green Knight Bows to Gawain's Blow (n.d.)

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Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

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grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

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Youre not high. You're pregnant with weed. If you don't keep smoking the baby will die inside you.

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well.

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A holiday classic!

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Maybe being good at social media should not be the main qualifier for all creative work

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what else ought there be?

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EVERYONE SHUT UP SHADOW MESSES WITH HIS QUILLS IN DREAM TEAM

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I’m living for The Odyssey discourse on Twitter right now because some people are like, “You’ve never heard of the odyssey” and other people are like, “some people don’t speak English and haven’t read your little American book.”

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The Kitty Fairy - painted after a home movie on VHS of me in a kindergarten play. it's interesting to see another version of yourself who looks and acts like you but is also kind of like a wild animal